BREAKING: OBAMA CLONES SELF, ANNOUNCES SELF AS VP

Barack Obama in a startling development this afternoon has announced himself as his own running mate. The Illinois Democrat's campaign team has revealed at this hour that an elite team of Swiss scientists working around the clock since January has cloned Senator Obama and housed the clone in a maturation acceleration chamber, thus aging the clone to about the same age as the original. Senator Obama, in a surprise move, has announced that his own clone will be his running mate. Additionally at this hour we have learned that for purposes of regional balancing, the clone has recently married and settled down in Birmingham, Alabama. The clone, legally named Bartock Oblhein, is scheduled to speak in front of his home in Birmingham tomorrow at noon.

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Tags: Barack Obama 2008, cloning, VP (all tags)

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by Zeitgeist9000 2008-08-18 03:02PM | 0 recs
Better yet

OPRAH!

by RichardFlatts 2008-08-18 03:04PM | 0 recs
A deal breaker for me.

That's it.

I was totally for Obama, but I am dead set against Obama.

That's it, I'm voting for Nader/Nader instead.

by WashStateBlue 2008-08-18 03:07PM | 0 recs
Re: A deal breaker for me.

Me too...I don't vote for southern clones!  He just lost my vote.

by mtnspirit 2008-08-18 03:14PM | 0 recs
Re: A deal breaker for me.

I think Obama would seriously alienate Obama's supporters by not picking Obama. Furthermore, picking any other male candidate other than Obama would be a slap in the face to Obama by Obama. Obama.

by Cincinnatus 2008-08-18 03:34PM | 0 recs
Re: A deal breaker for me.

Yes, but Obama brings the consituancy that Obama has trouble with. You can send Obama to campaign in places where Obama is not a popular as Obama.

Now, it's true, Obama disagrees with Obama on key issues, but it's a very nuanced argument, sort of like arguing with yourself?

Besides, I am all for balancing the ticket, and this one balances out to the milligram!

by WashStateBlue 2008-08-18 03:39PM | 0 recs
OBAMA CLONES

Just lost the Evangelicals! Oh Noes!

by QTG 2008-08-18 03:11PM | 0 recs
Re: BREAKING: OBAMA CLONES SELF

ahaaaha.

by alyssa chaos 2008-08-18 03:48PM | 0 recs

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