We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!

Damn, what were we thinking?  I have heard the conniption fits from Dick (Toes) Morris and John (Draw, you Suckers) Bolton, I suspect it just chaps their hides to see Bill "Oh my God what about the Children" Clinton still as the guy that publicity hound psycho-tyrants like Kim Jong Il want to get face time with.

But, I'm not sure we didn't blow it.

We could have sent a REAL Man, a tough talking codpiece wearing, Bring it on Southern Texas style law man...NO, NOT Chuck Norris.... You know who!

Can you imagine? Now, I'm sure Cheney would have volunteered to go, but I suspect at the moment he is running deep cover ops in Pakistan with a team of Special Forces, going hand to hand combat with Al Queda on his never ending fight to bring Bin Laden to justice. You know those supposed deferments Dick took from Nam? Just cover for his Special Ops fighting in Laos and Cambodia! The man is a bare handed killing machine!  

So why didn't we send second best?  GWB would have kicked the door open, stormed in the room and let em know, if they didn't let them poor kids go right then, his daddies friends would arrange for something really bad to happen to them.

It would have been a complete "save my legacy" moment, he could have used the Saddam Hussein handgun that is heading for his Library.  Hell, one look at the real steel of Bush, I am sure that NK would have dismantled their nuke program and become another instant Jeffersonian Democracy just like Iraq is.

Can you imagine the happy-happy smiles on the faces of Bill Kristol and Rich Lowry when THOSE pictures hit CNN?  That would be almost bigger then Sarah Palin showing up at their houses and playing their naughty 8th grade French teacher, Ms. Coquette Leroux!

Tags: CodPiece Wearing, Fight em over there...Snark Fest! (all tags)

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13 Comments

Re: We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!

Sarah Palin

by the mollusk 2009-08-06 02:24PM | 0 recs
You betch'a!!

I'll have to get back to ya on that!

by WashStateBlue 2009-08-06 02:27PM | 0 recs
Re: We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!

I can just imagine the conversation:

POTUS:  Good evening, Gov. Palin.

Gov. Palin:  Hiya, Mr. President.  Just call me Sarah.  Can I call you Barry?

POTUS:  No, Gov. Palin, you can call me Mr. President.

Gov. Palin:  You betcha!

POTUS:  Gov. Palin, I have a favor to ask.  We need you to go to North Korea and free two journalists being held in prison.

Gov. Palin:  Sure, no problem.  I've wanted to go there ever since I saw Fargo.

POTUS:  No, not North Dakota, Gov. Palin.  North Korea.

Gov. Palin:  Oh, of course.  Do you think the journalists can sit tight until October?  I was planning to be in Charlotte for the Nascar race anyway.  I can kill one bird with two stones.

POTUS:  No, not North Carolina, Gov. Palin.  North Korea.  North Korea is a country in Asia.

Gov. Palin:  But I thought Asia was a country.  Don't you mean that it is near Asia?  Maybe it's between Asia and Africa.

POTUS:  No, Gov. Palin.  North Korea is a country on the very southeast corner of Russia.  Here, I'll help you.  Look outside your window.

Gov. Palin:  Okay, okay.

POTUS:  Are you at the window?

Gov. Palin:  Yes.

POTUS:  Do you see Russia?

Gov. Palin:  Yes, of course.  The little soldiers with their fur hats are waiving at me right now.  screaming out the window Hi, Russian soldiers!

POTUS:  Now turn your head a little bit to the left.  Do you see North Korea?

Gov. Palin:  Wait, let me grab my binoculars.

Gov. Palin:  Oh, that place.  Isn't that the little communist country where nobody has any freedom and people are starving?

POTUS:  Yes, that's it.

Gov. Palin:  Well, why don't you go!?  Isn't that what you want America to be?  

POTUS:  They will only release the journalists to you.  Will you go?

Gov. Palin:  Of course, I'll go.  I'm a patriotic American from real America.  Besides, I've always wanted to see the Great Wall.

by psychodrew 2009-08-06 06:44PM | 0 recs
Re: We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!

Nice work.

by Steve M 2009-08-06 07:13PM | 0 recs
Re: We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!

I'd make some comment about Chick Corea, but I think Jazz music is illegal in the Southern White Peoples Party..(too ethnic, they like that good old WHITE country music...)

by WashStateBlue 2009-08-07 06:56AM | 0 recs
Re: We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!

Simply brilliant.

Made my day to read this, thanks!

by Charles Lemos 2009-08-07 03:16PM | 0 recs
Re: We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!

First of all W would have had to find the place on a map, and that would have wasted a good 13 to 14 months at least right there.

Second, W couldn't kick over a tower of empty beer cans after drinking them, soaking wet in his own puke, much less kick in a door.

Third, N. Korea would have laughed, wondered what the hell we were thinking sending a shriveling, snorting imbecile who is smaller and even more stupid the K.J. Ill.  Then they would have punked him like China did, bitch slapped him and sent him to a hard labor camp, writing "Shock and Duh!" 1M times.

Fourth, when you mention "save my legacy" to W, he thinks, "Damn, you mean I still have a shot at Cooperstown?!"

There you go....

by TxDem08 2009-08-06 03:17PM | 0 recs
I think he blew his ticket to Cooperstown

When he stood up for Rafael Palmeiro when he was caught juicing...

Hell, Palmeiro wasn't that good EVEN ON THE JUICE!

by WashStateBlue 2009-08-06 03:28PM | 0 recs
wrong opportunity

The pugs are using anything that comes there way, but this is a net loss for them.  the nation wants to be happy about the release, and wants to know there are thinkers in charge that are practical and can deliver results.  those guys are losing support with this one, only the birthers and the deathers are sour on success.  

by anna shane 2009-08-07 06:23AM | 0 recs
One more group you have to include Anna

The Birthers..the Deathers....The Losers....

by WashStateBlue 2009-08-07 06:57AM | 0 recs
Re: wrong opportunity

Roy Edroso reminds us that when Jesse Jackson went on a completely unauthorized trip to Syria - for clear political purposes, frankly - and managed to get one of our pilots freed from captivity, President Reagan said only: "You can't quarrel with success."

Say what you will about Reagan but he was a very good politician.  He knew better than to be a naysayer on that sort of occasion.

by Steve M 2009-08-07 09:23AM | 0 recs
Re: We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!
Tell it like it is!
(In the future, spare us the sophistry)
by PoorBensJournal 2009-08-07 01:16PM | 0 recs
OMFG! Spare US????

Ben, after we all have have read your voluminous wordlpile diaries, you want ME spare us?

Moi?

You make laborious seem light and airy, reading your stuff is like swimming in engine sludge.

by WashStateBlue 2009-08-07 03:31PM | 0 recs

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