We should'a sent a REAL MAN to N. Korea!
by WashStateBlue, Thu Aug 06, 2009 at 01:56:06 PM EDT
Damn, what were we thinking? I have heard the conniption fits from Dick (Toes) Morris and John (Draw, you Suckers) Bolton, I suspect it just chaps their hides to see Bill "Oh my God what about the Children" Clinton still as the guy that publicity hound psycho-tyrants like Kim Jong Il want to get face time with.
But, I'm not sure we didn't blow it.
We could have sent a REAL Man, a tough talking codpiece wearing, Bring it on Southern Texas style law man...NO, NOT Chuck Norris.... You know who!
Can you imagine? Now, I'm sure Cheney would have volunteered to go, but I suspect at the moment he is running deep cover ops in Pakistan with a team of Special Forces, going hand to hand combat with Al Queda on his never ending fight to bring Bin Laden to justice. You know those supposed deferments Dick took from Nam? Just cover for his Special Ops fighting in Laos and Cambodia! The man is a bare handed killing machine!
So why didn't we send second best? GWB would have kicked the door open, stormed in the room and let em know, if they didn't let them poor kids go right then, his daddies friends would arrange for something really bad to happen to them.
It would have been a complete "save my legacy" moment, he could have used the Saddam Hussein handgun that is heading for his Library. Hell, one look at the real steel of Bush, I am sure that NK would have dismantled their nuke program and become another instant Jeffersonian Democracy just like Iraq is.
Can you imagine the happy-happy smiles on the faces of Bill Kristol and Rich Lowry when THOSE pictures hit CNN? That would be almost bigger then Sarah Palin showing up at their houses and playing their naughty 8th grade French teacher, Ms. Coquette Leroux!