I got the Solution...I'll be the Moderator!
by WashStateBlue, Fri Jan 02, 2009 at 07:11:13 PM EST
Yup, that's it, it's time for someone to step up to the plate, and I am just the cranky old curmudgeon to do it!
I think clearly it's best I was made SOLE ARBITOR/FINGER ON THE DELETE KEY/BIG KAHUANA of the Diary section of MyDD.
Someone has to clean up Dodge, and I am just the nutcase weirdo to do it!
That's right, anyone posts another dumb-ass spam ad for Rolex knock-offs....
I'll force em to send everyone on these boards a free sample!
More sermons from male bashing diarists who have disclaimers about "I need the rules changed to my liking!" ...under my regime,
all those diaries will be automatically transferred to the letter section of MAXIM Magazine......Lots of testosterone to kick around there!
Moran 23-year old trolls who post insult diaries about US Senators about to become SOS?
Why, I will send out a NET Bomb, and block their connection to EVERY PORN SITE on the Internets.....
Yes, cruel and unusual punishment for those clowns, but ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Finally, just to assure some of you who may be looking at this move with some consternation,
I will be a kind and gentle dictator, think Genghis Kahn with a sense of humor...Stay on my good side...Big Mojo, instant Rec list.
Cross the WSB-boy...and you get what's coming to yah, I'll make Rahm Emmanuel seem like the Mahatma!
Who's with me! Come on, sign up, get onboard the make WSB the new Diary Moderator EXPRESS!