Disclaimer Fever has come to MyDD!

The gauntlet has been laid down, it's time to step to the plate, let your disclaimers fly and embrace the change that is My Daily Disclaimer.

Yes, tis true, we ordinary mortals are not fit to breath the rarified air of some of our super-star diarists...And, many of them let us know just that!

But, in some cases, a (self) acknowledged super-genius DOES have the milk (skim or 1% of course) of human kindness to reach out to us swine, to cast their pearls (non-cultured) before us and to lead us out of the darkness with the illumination of their brilliance.

They lead, and hope that we will evolve to follow their trailblazing crunchy leap of logic goodness!.

In a moment of epiphany, I have finally realized why our diaries just SUCK THE BIG ONE compared to certain posters epics, why we write Jacqueline Susann pot-boilers, while they write War and Peace (or at least, as long as W&P most of the time.)

One diarist in particular has been showing by example how we can take one step up the ladder to blog immortality, to become legends in our own minds; yes, its time to join the bandwagon in the newest all-star non-stop MyDD 2009 Trend-o-matic:

MyDD..The My Daily Disclaimer Diary!!!!

I'm still working on mine but here's a first cut; it took a lot to get into the correct mindset, but chugged a bottle of cough syrup, logged onto Red State, and spent some time over at the Confluence, in an attempt to deaden as many brain cells as possible to get in the correct mood (Some will counter with "Brain Cells? You have brain cells? Hard to tell from your posts, WSB!)

Here's looking at you, kids!

Tags: Snark-0-matic! A WSB group therapy thread.... (all tags)

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My First Disclaimer (be gentle, I am a rookie!)

Please Note: Many of your replies miss the stunning brilliance, the nuanced elegance and subtle wit of not only this diary, but ALL my many stellar contributions to MyDD.  It's not my fault you folks are illiterate buffoons barely worthy of my gems, you ought to consider what a stretch it is to be polite while I cast my pearls before you swine.  It's obvious I have not been instantly promoted to the Rec list in an attempt to censor my mission critical information, simply because a few bad apples don't want people to hear Da truth.  When I wrote my legendary diary of a really long time ago, (I can't remember, but you folks should, because I was just try to illuminate your dark and gloomy lives) there were at least a few of you here who did not log on, give me immediate mojo, slam me to the rec list, and in general, acknowledge my greatness then bow and scrape before the wonder that is me. You think copy and pasting all this stuff is easy?  Anyway, I have decided I will no longer reply to your comments (unless I feel like it) until this website changes it's rules so I get automatic Mojo no matter what dog eared tripe I post; in fact, I think there should be a NEW rating category, a 3, called "God Damn, That was Frickin' Brilliant WSB" and my diaries should be in a special font, in a multi-hued blinking rainbow and with 7.1 Dolby Surround Sound!

by WashStateBlue 2008-12-28 09:26AM | 0 recs
Hmmm...

I can only surmise this relates to that diary about the world being a better place if someone else was the president elect.

At this point, diaries like that are moot, sad, and delusional.  Because they are so self-evidently impotent, they need not disturb you so deeply.  

by BPK80 2008-12-29 02:18AM | 0 recs
Re: Hmmm...

Actually, its the ongoing social experiment that is Nancy, not just one diary...

And, since they are, as I you might notice, ongoing, there is no sin in a trying to roust this place out of it's ongoing circle jerk of Blago, Kennedy and Warren Obama bashing fests...

Besides, SOME people (based on their posts) got the joke.....Since Lieber doesn't post here anymore SOMEONE has to try to add a little humor to the place (and, believe me, I am not as funny as Lieber was...)

by WashStateBlue 2008-12-29 06:40AM | 0 recs
Re: Disclaimer Fever has come to MyDD!

Disclaimer: All evidence to the contrary notwithstanding, this member of the community (known as me or I in the first person - or possibly QTG, s/he, you dumbass, or other epithets in the 2nd or 3rd person) has restrained her/himself (myself) from posting the superior quality diaries and retorts she/he (I) is capable of for the sole purpose of avoiding the unfortunate and potentially dangerous consequences of starting an epidemic of self-loathing insecurity among my inferiors. You're all welcome for my magnanimous restraint.

by QTG 2008-12-28 09:40AM | 0 recs
Re: Disclaimer Fever has come to MyDD!

Disclaimer: the previous Republican talking points have been exhaustively laundered through Shiner's bulletin boards, mental health websites, LaRouchite outposts, and Five Percent Nation of Islam bulletins.  I bear no responsibility for the fact that you may have heard all of my arguments on Rush Limbaugh.

by Jess81 2008-12-28 11:48AM | 0 recs
Re: Disclaimer Fever has come to MyDD!

anyone else see the Mad Magazine issue on the vast number of celebrities, thanks to bloggers?  

by anna shane 2008-12-28 01:53PM | 0 recs
Re: Disclaimer Fever has come to MyDD!

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by fogiv 2008-12-28 01:56PM | 0 recs
Re: Disclaimer Fever has come to MyDD!

Sweet! (or unsweet)

by QTG 2008-12-28 05:19PM | 0 recs

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