Barack Obama's Health Care Summit: A Play In Two Limericks

The Scene: Blair House, Washington, D.C. 

MITCH MCCONNELL:
Since we can't let Obama succeed,
It's "a clean sheet of paper" we need.
We'll hem and we'll haw --
He'll change not one law! --
And the voters will say: "He can't lead." 

HARRY REID:
McConnell must think I'm a dunce --
I've already passed this thing once!
I'll pass it once more!
In November the score
Will embarrass that "genius" Frank Luntz.

Exeunt. Curtain.

(From my blog: http://partisandawn.wordpress.com/)

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

 

 

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