We Gave Him To A Nice Farm Family
by ragekage, Tue Apr 08, 2008 at 08:56:47 PM EDT
Now, I know some of the people around here are concerned about Fleaflicker not being a part of our community anymore. But I wanted to tell you, you have no reason to worry! It's all going to be okay.
But we need to have a very sincere talk.
Now, I know you loved Fleaflicker, but he wasn't happy here. He couldn't stay here. And he loved you, too-- he loved you very much indeed-- but he needed to go someplace where he could run and jump and write hateful and spiteful fact-less rants. And he couldn't do that here anymore.
So we took Fleaflicker out behind MyDD World Headquarters last night, and we... y'know, Jerome, Jonathan, Todd, and I... we gave him one last hug, and we said goodbye to him, and Fleaflicker went away forever. sniff. And we sent him to the country to live on a beautiful farm with a nice family of Clinton supporters.
Those loud banging noises you heard were probably the truck backfiring. He went to the farm in a truck, you know.
Don't be sad. You should be happy for him. He is in a much better place now. He has many of your other favorite bloggers, really great bloggers like Universal and Taylor Marsh, to keep him company. It's a wonderful place, with no Obama supporters, no discussion about serious issues, no silly facts to get in the way.
Fleaflicker loved MyDD, and it is a nice place here, sure, but this farm is even nicer. It was just time for him to go there.
I hope you understand.
And yes- this was all snark, and not meant seriously. Just trying to lighten your day.