The World Would Be a Better Place if REDACTED Were the President-Elect
by psychodrew, Wed Dec 24, 2008 at 03:17:44 PM EST
The world would be a better place if Nancy Kallitechnis were the president-elect. Seriously. Think about the issues she would dedicate herself to.
First, she would tear down that pesky Washington Monument and replace it with a 100-ft bronze statue of Hillary Rodham Clinton. Seriously, who needs a giant white stick in the middle of the city. After all, we all know that it really is a phallic symbol that represents male oppression of women.
Second, she would only appoint women to her cabinet and her administration. Men have been screwing up the federal government for more than 200 years. Maybe what we need are women running everything for a while to show the stupid, sexist, misogynistic, Obama-voting chauvinist pigs how things should be done.
Third, she would strip men of the right to vote. Think about it. Historically, men vote Republican. If men can't vote, then progressive Democrats will rule the United States indefinitely.
Fourth and most importantly, Vice President Sarah Palin. I realize that the idea of that batshit crazy airhead one heartbeat away from the presidency makes your skin crawl, but do you really think that Saturday Night Live is going to be nearly as funny without her?
"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin (Video Clip)
Don't think! Just vote vagina!