I Hereby Announce My Candidacy For President
by oh puhleeze, Thu May 08, 2008 at 12:28:45 PM EDT
I have decided to run for President in 2012. But, first, I must win the nomination of my party. Based on Obama's brilliant argument, I have a foolproof plan. I will decide which states I am likely to lose, and then, sytematically withdraw my name from the ballot in those states. Thus, whoever wins in those states will have their delegate and popular vote totals disqualified. Given the absolute agreement that this logic is universally approved, my success seems inevitable.