Breaking: New Mental Disorder Sweeps the U.S.A.
by NewHampster, Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 05:51:46 AM EDT
Defined as the belief that one is intrinsically superior to clinging members of the cult of Hillary Clinton. The targets of this vial hatred are referred to as Hillaryists or Hilbs, as in "he's a freekin' hilb*, let's bust his balls."
Like racism and sexism before it, Hillaryism is found in all levels of society and raises it's ugly head in social circles and the work place. Stories are beginning to come into this news room of people being threatened with loss of their job should they not seek a cure for what psychologists believe may be a fundamental problem in the hope receptor capacity of certain individuals.
Cures range from the controversial mind wipe to the simplistic but often dangerous rally attendance wherein an affected individual is dragged kicking and screaming by his/her loved ones into a rally so their ears may finally hear the voice. Thankfully it normally takes only one treatment to cure even the toughest cases.
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) is fast tracking a study as to the viability of adding Hilbs to the list of disabilities covered under the ADA. Check back later for updates.
* HILB is a derivation of the derogatory term HillBot.