by NCDem, Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 10:22:54 AM EDT
Metonym/Formalist/ilyayavitz/illinois062 006 has once again vanished, not posting for four days. Which means (we all know) that Metonym Ph.D.-to-be (in two years) from the highly esteemed private University of Chicago where he "lectures"... I mean... "teaches"... I mean... is a grad-student t.a.... is likely lurking on these pages with yet another user name (this is the pattern of the last four user-name changes). Which means... THE SEARCH IS ON!!!
Let's make this a contest:
I shall personally purchase anyone over the age of 21 one fine can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and deliver it 3rd-class mail to your doorway if YOU can correctly identify Metonym (Ph.D.-to-be)'s new alias. I am also competing in this contest, and I reserve the right to win it. Also... that other Illinois-whatever guy doesn't count... I think he may be a Metonym alter-ego.
Your metonym/(Real Name)formalist/ilyayavitz/illinois06200 6(Name) nominations can be listed below, and I will be the sole judge as to who correctly identifies him. Multiple submissions encouraged.\
What to look for in your Metonym search: verbosity, narcicism, any mention about "teaching" at the University of Chicago, multiple referrals to single diary entries on several unrelated threads.
Good luck, people!!!