GOP Proposes Replacing Social Security With Groupons
by nanobot, Sun Jun 05, 2011 at 04:22:42 PM EDT
Hat tip to The Sunday Funnies at Economic Populist.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Presenting what he called a revolutionary plan to slash the nation’s mountain of debt, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) today proposed eliminating the Social Security program in its entirety and replacing it with Groupons.
“Instead of waiting each month for a check from Social Security, America’s elderly will receive valuable Groupons for everything they need, from Ramen noodles to cat food to caskets,” Mr. Ryan said in an appearance on Fox News.
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