I hate Barack Obama

I hate Barack Obama. WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!

Recommend my diary! I love bashing Democrats! I take time out of my day to trash Barack Obama online because that's how I get my kicks! Barack Obama's nomination would be the end of the world! WAHHHHHH!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!! He's a Republicrat and a HYPOCRITE. See how I capitalized that? That makes it louder and whinier. WAHHHHHH!!!

Hillary Clinton is being SMEARED by Barack Obama. His campaign is the nastiest brutish bunch of thugs ever assembled. They are VISCIOUS. And nasty. And thugs.

He is cannibalizing progressivism and DESTROYING OUR PARTY AND THE WORLD. I hate him. Wahhhhh!! Recommend my diary! Wahhhh!!!

Barack Obama is DANGEROUS. He would turn over the country to the Republicans. The MSM promotes him because they want the GOP to win. The Republicans are nice to him because they think he's weak. It's all a conspiracy! TIN FOIL! TIN FOIL! CONSPIRACY! WAHHHH!!! WAHHHHH!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!!

Hillary is being smeared by Barack Obama on a DAILY BASIS. It's sexist. Anyone who attacks Hillary's policy views actually is secretly just a hateful sexist. Sexism in the media (from Chris Matthews and others) can be blamed directly on Barack Obama nad his supporters. WAHHH!!!!

Barack Obama is a homophobe who uses ex-gays to raise money and spread hate. He hates working people and that's why they don't vote for him. He would have voted for the War in Iraq if her were in the Senate! I know this because he is the devil and it must be so. He would have led the troops into Iraq himself! He voted for the War funding so that means his war opposition is completely meaningless! Every Democrat was against the war in 2002! So were all of the liberal institutions, think tanks, political consultants, and newspapers! Everyone! Obama was a follower! Wahhh!! Recommend my diary! Wahhh!

Listen to me! I'll never support Obama in the general election! I have 15 family members who won't support him either after that one thing he said the other day (you know what I'm talking about. It was outrageous!!!) Here's what my 15 family members have to say about that whole situation:

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Recommend my diary!!!! Even though every single MyDD poll shows that Barack Obama is the most popular candidate on this site (probably by a supermajority), I'm still going to write a whiny diary every day full of ridiculous hyperbole against a fairly progressive Democrat. I'll be sure to include the latest trumped up charges! And the same throng of 15 children will recommend it! And I'll live in my little bubble of self-satisfaction while everyone else on this site (including most Hillary Clinton supporters) will ignore the recommended diary list and read insightful and balanced commentary from Jerome, Todd, and others!!! BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I GET MY KICKS! WRITING OVER THE TOP DIARIES AND THEN PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.

PS: WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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24 Comments

Re: I hate Barack Obama

Thanks for the reminder that Obama attracts the youth vote.

by Steve M 2008-02-12 12:11PM | 0 recs
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Thanks for the reminder that Clinton attracts the middle aged square vote.

by middlemind 2008-02-12 12:21PM | 0 recs
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yeah, seriously... maybe Ethel up there shouldn't grip her colostomy bag so hard. It must be restrictive on the blood flow to her brain.

by dem sam 2008-02-12 12:25PM | 0 recs
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Also known as people who work for a living...

by Rooktoven 2008-02-12 12:57PM | 0 recs
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You kids with your Obama signs, get off my lawn!

by beanbagz 2008-02-12 12:58PM | 0 recs
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Steve M - that was great!!

by findthesource 2008-02-12 12:43PM | 0 recs
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During the Dean and Lamont days, we were hailing the youth vote. Now that the youth vote is not favoring Hillary, it is something to make fun of.

by Pravin 2008-02-12 01:34PM | 0 recs
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Because Im sure there is a lack of pro-obama media out there.....

by boxer4hrc 2008-02-12 12:15PM | 0 recs
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i once saw obama eat a baby.

by dem sam 2008-02-12 12:16PM | 0 recs
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You totally forgot that you hate him because he won't embrace his middle name, that Saddam paid him to oppose the war, AND he's a Muslim.  And don't forget he's a Muslim.  

by cmrizcha 2008-02-12 12:17PM | 0 recs
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If he is a Muslim, then why is Colin Powell consulting with him?

by KOTS11 2008-02-12 12:29PM | 0 recs
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He was being sarcastic.

by Pravin 2008-02-12 01:35PM | 0 recs
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Thank you!  :-)

by cmrizcha 2008-02-12 01:41PM | 0 recs
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hilarious!

by bluedavid 2008-02-12 12:36PM | 0 recs
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unwad your panties.  if you can dish it out, you should be able to take it.

by bluedavid 2008-02-12 12:37PM | 0 recs
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Careful, she will accuse you of sexual harassment and contact NOW. Don't want to fight the Hillarybots.

by Pravin 2008-02-12 01:35PM | 0 recs
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Funny!  Obnoxious, but funny.

by Drummond 2008-02-12 12:38PM | 0 recs
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See, this is what I mean.  The anti-Obama crowd is really getting out of hand on this site.

by the mollusk 2008-02-12 12:41PM | 0 recs
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Indeed. The anti-Obama stuff has crossed the line into a reactionary weirdness that is more than a little unsettling.  I've said elsewhere, this site has really become a toilet despite the best efforts of some.

by PositiveFreedom 2008-02-12 12:48PM | 0 recs
Fired up to fling poo!

Or something like that.I need to go consult the ONE WEB PAGE.

by Rooktoven 2008-02-12 12:49PM | 0 recs
Obama-Nation vs Obamanation

Not being sarcastic, but tongue in cheek here.

Obama win = Obama-nation.
Hillary win = Obamanation.

by Pravin 2008-02-12 01:38PM | 0 recs
ObamaBots

are now trying to hijack this site, just like they did to dailykos and have done to other sites.

All the sites they've overrun with their hatred and their schoolyard bullying tactics THEY'VE TRASHED - probably ruined forever.

Markos will probably NEVER get his reputation or his credibility back - it's HIS lack of judgment and HIS choice, of course, to have let these mean children take over.  

PLEASE do not let these nitwits RUIN THIS SITE too. Ignore them!

Yes, these hate-filled robots are the DISCIPLES of THE GREAT UNITER! And yes, the irony is completely lost on them.

by Firefly4625 2008-02-12 01:52PM | 0 recs
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Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. I wish everyone had a sense of humor. Oh well.

by dannybauder 2008-02-12 03:01PM | 0 recs
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"Careful, she will accuse you of sexual harassment and contact NOW. Don't want to fight the Hillarybots."

You're a sorry excuse for a Democrat.  How dare you?  Is this what the Obama camp supports?  If that's true, I'd rather vote for Huckabee - at least, he's consistent.

by ejintx 2008-02-12 03:22PM | 0 recs

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