Brit(ney) condemns Hillary Hate

Britney Spears has just issued the following statement:

Hey y'all! I bet you know what I'm feeling.  I tell you, I'm so psyched I got my kids back, even if it is only kinda sorta part-time.  And now that Kevin and I are havin' phone sex and all, I can quit going to the Quik-E Mart in my underwear to get my smokes and Red Bull.  I can ask Kevin to send a carton and a case with the kids!  I bet he'll remember to belt 'em in (the kids I mean)

Hey, speaking of relationships y'all, how about Hills and Obama?  I heard they're havin' a real hard time, but their relationship is still pretty new.  That can be tough.  But hey -- wanna hear somethin' funny?  I didn't even know she'd left Bill!  And now she doesn't want to get married in his church 'cause she hates his pastor who's retired, and he's, like, doing Jay-Z moves in public just to piss her off.  

The truth is, sometimes I've wanted to kill Kevin.  I really have.  But if she wants him back, she should think about her options.  Like, what about messing with one of the paps?  Boy I tell you, that phone started ringing when the pictures of me and Adnan started getting around.  Or, maybe a new hairstyle.  But saying stupid stuff is just a cry for help, and trust me, that's not where you want to go.  

Tags: Barack Obama, britney spears, Hillary Clinton, snark (all tags)

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Because there's not enough snark, y'all.

by kellogg 2008-05-24 04:09PM | 0 recs
lol!!!!

Tipped and rec'd. Makes more sense than the current piece on the Wreck List.

by spacemanspiff 2008-05-24 04:10PM | 0 recs
I thank you

and Britney thanks you.

by kellogg 2008-05-24 04:11PM | 0 recs
No offense, but your snark failed. n/t

by sricki 2008-05-24 04:13PM | 0 recs
None taken.

It's a hard form. Gofugyourself.com does the best Britney voice evah, and mine is but a poor homage.

by kellogg 2008-05-24 04:14PM | 0 recs
Heh. It was a valiant effort on your part. ;) n/t

by sricki 2008-05-24 04:16PM | 0 recs
Not about your snark, just to add to it...

by ragekage 2008-05-24 04:36PM | 0 recs
Re: Not about your snark, just to add to it...

I feel almost as sorry for that kid as I do for Blanket...

by zerosumgame 2008-05-24 04:59PM | 0 recs
Re: Brit(ney) condemns Hillary Hate

This Brit condemns Hillary hate, but has to remind you all that the other diary, after four months of campaigning, has only found ONE BRIT JOURNALIST in favour of Hillary

Sorry, Hillary supporters, Brits and Britney are Obamaniacs.

by duende 2008-05-24 04:38PM | 0 recs
Better belt in the bull, too.

I hear kFed's not a good driver either.

by edg1 2008-05-24 06:56PM | 0 recs

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