Hungry - What's Pizza Hut's Address?

want to know the address of Pizza Hutt so that I can write a letter to them to demand that they make me food that is so delicious and tasty that I cannot express.  I don't want to call them on the phone because then they will have my phone number (spies).  I believe that this letter will be a positive step to end hunger pangs and prevent further hunger.  The following are a few blog comments from other people who are a bit peckish and are included for those who do not understand:

    + I'm a vegetarian but I like sometimes onions, sometimes not.  Do I have to decide now?  Please respond soon.

   + Next door neighbors (black) who work at Pizza Barn harass me ever since they saw a delivery man of a rival pizza company in my driveway.  I'm not racist but they don't carry asparagus and I want to have it.  They've been stealing my vegetables.  Does this make sense?

   + I don't want to sound too preachy but I am praying to accept the fact that we are all god's children and not to eat the flesh of the pig.  But it's just so tasty.  In the meanwhile I will pray to stop hating the swine but continue to eat both bacon and ham.  Also sometimes wheat, sometimes peas.

Thanks.  I will not comment in this diary (harassment) but later on I plan to write another diary to ask you if you know the number of a local taxi company.  Also Shoprite.

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Warning -- when I started reading this diary an antivirus warning came up (for the XPAntivirus malware).  I can't say for sure that it's related to the diary, but the diary is suspiciously weird enough to warrant a comment.

by randomscientist 2008-07-19 11:45PM | 0 recs
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Huh. No, there is no virus hidden in my complete gibberish.

by Jess81 2008-07-20 05:20AM | 0 recs
You Sir Are A Troll!

This diary was devised and written for the sole purpose of pitting vegan Democrats against the rest.  It was crafted to pit observant Muslim & Jewish Democrats againt those who hold reform positions.  It is set to pitch all Muslim & Jewish Democrats against the Mormon Democrats.  It was worded to worry the lactose-intolerant Democrats.  It was typed to torment Democrats tortured by gluten-intolerance.

I expect that in addition to your drive-by troll diary you'll be crashing back in to hide-rate all those who dare to object to your crazed and hateful ravings!

Jess is a fairly gender-neutral name so apologies if I got the "sir" bit wrong.  I'm quick off the mark on the outrage & hatred, but I sure don't want to get the important stuff wrong.

by January 20 2008-07-20 12:10AM | 0 recs
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You got the sir wrong.

by Jess81 2008-07-20 05:20AM | 0 recs

Oh gee, ah golly!

I'm sorry, I'm reallym really sorry!

Please accept my heartfelt apologies for this grievous gender error, and take my disgust, loathing, accusations, and fanatical condemnation in an appropriately gender-neutral manner.

by January 20 2008-07-20 11:52AM | 0 recs
Is This Snark?


Wait no, that's so last month.

I laughed.

by BishopRook 2008-07-20 05:22AM | 0 recs
Ah, the Sunday funnies!

"Jocularity! Jocularity!"

I am deeply offended at your implication that Pizza Nova customers are racist mysogynists!  Further, it is clear by what you fail to say that you believe Lady Di was murdered by Sandinistas supported by the Illuminati due to the coporate influence of Southeast Asian Leopard Frogs, and I reufse to STFU until someone validates my concern for the viability of Sean Tevis due to his implicit support of Vermont Maple Syrup (when we all know Ontario maple syrup is superior)!


by chrisblask 2008-07-20 06:41AM | 0 recs
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I am praying for all of you.

by grassrootsorganizer 2008-07-20 06:58AM | 0 recs
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I have been a meat supporter for a while, but I started out as a strictly Dodo-tarian back in the day. I considered Ovo-lacto vegetarianism but it seemed too 'compromising' to me - and I was a very large Dodo fan for like ever and you who weren't can never understand what the word extinction really means and how all the Dodo jokes hurt people like me.

It still hurts to eat the flesh of animals other than my beloved Dodo, which was better by far than any meat now available. I respect your honesty about being a vegetarian, though. Bon Apetit.

by QTG 2008-07-20 10:32AM | 0 recs
I quit meat 4 years ago...

And honestly, I don't miss it at all. If anything, it's opened up new culinary possibilities for me! Who knew I could love CARROTS so much? And who knew I'd be able to make TOFU taste yummy in a Thai-inspired stir-fry?

Still, it's been tough for me to give up the dairy. Maybe when I discover "vegan Manchego" and "vegan Kefir cheese", I can finally do it. ;-)

by atdleft 2008-07-20 12:07PM | 0 recs
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Please in the future, include quotes from really old articles, to bolster your arguments, of course, with no links to said articles.

THEN, try to make completely random conclusions drawn from NOTHING the articule supports.

Also, mention, even though you will not be commenting, you WILL be rating those who support your point of view.

I breathlessly await your next diary.

by WashStateBlue 2008-07-20 10:40AM | 0 recs
If Pizza Hut was so great

...they would have already delivered me my pizza along with a 5 piece mariachi band (I like mariachi) to play to me while I ate it. Domino's Pizza did! They sent me coupons! Why didn't Pizza Hut send me coupons are they ANTI-WOMEN or just ANTI-SAVINGS (I like coupons)?????



by upstate girl 2008-07-20 11:17AM | 0 recs
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It feels so good when it touches the lips!

-Frank "The Tank"

by spacemanspiff 2008-07-20 11:25AM | 0 recs
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Honey? You think KFC's still open?

by upstate girl 2008-07-20 11:29AM | 0 recs

A little cold, eh Frank?

by spacemanspiff 2008-07-20 11:43AM | 0 recs
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Hey did you just write these collectables? I just came across them at a PUMA site:

"I think Obama's European tour has been orchestrated by the DNC and Soros. I have been investigating the connection between Soros, Obama, and British and Anglo-Dutch financial system. According to Lyndon Larouche, there is an ongoing rise in British Imperialism, which Soros is a key player. Soros was instrumental in establishing the Euro. Larouche states on his PAC site that Soros now owns the DNC with his finances and was behind Hillary's woes in the primary. Soros didn't want Hillary to usher in new FDR policies that would benefit the middle class. It makes sense to me that Europe would embrace Obama with open arms since he works so closely with Soros and Soros works so close with the World Bank and the British and Dutch financial system. Obama is Soros's puppet to take down the US financial system to it's last leg and ultimate death.

Not a bright thought, but there is much behind closed curtains and there is so much yet to learn and documents to wade through. 0618_soros_dossier.pdf:"

They are featured here udactiy-of-democracy/

"#165 N. Lee on 07.20.08 at 1:03 pm

According to Larouche, Edwards may have been Soros's puppet. Edward Anti-Poverty campaign was significantly supported by Soros's CAP and ACORN organizations. Larouche speculated that Soros put pressure on Edwards to put his support on Obama at that particular time, when Hillary was gaining massive support. Soros wanted to ensure that Hillary was taken down once and for all. He used Edwards through the pressure of his money

by wrb 2008-07-20 11:36AM | 0 recs
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"Soros didn't want Hillary to usher in new FDR policies that would benefit the middle class.."

What, talk about projection?

I used to, in the height of the Monica wars, used to love to read the Illuminatti/Bilderburg/New World Order tinfoil crap-ola out on FreeRepublic.

How ironic, these Clinton folks have morphed into some mirror image of those folks.

by WashStateBlue 2008-07-20 12:08PM | 0 recs
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here are a few more keepers from today on pumapac

"#239 freepuma on 07.20.08 at 2:05 pm
"civilian national security force"????...
Obama and (Michelle) could really use this one to carry out their black nationalist agenda with some "affirmative action"?? -NOT!
..more like "forced action"..(you can pretend in denial that race is not a key component of Michelle and Obama,that's exactly what they want you to think with their clever sleight of had trickery...we didn't drag race into this election..Obama and Michelle did) (they also cleverly used SEXISM to screw HIllary..)
This so-called "civilian national security force" could be really bad news for America and create even more divisions,resentments and hatred between the races..
Michelle and Obama could engineer this "civilian national security force" in such a way that you will be forced to accept blacks in all aspects social and don't want to hire a black because he or she is unqualified?? you don't want to rent your house to a black who has poor credit or a criminal background?? can see where this is going..
but guess what? you may be paid a visit by the "civilian national security force" who will threaten you with fines,citations or maybe even jail time...
you don't think it can happen?..thats it too crazy? think twice my friend because Michelle and Obama are self-professed hard core black nationalist ideologues who profess that black interests are more important to them than any thing else..NOW THAT"S CRAZY !!!"



Doesn't surprise me that he wants to ally with Karzai. THey share some of the same values with respect to women.
Client confidentiality prevents me giving details, but he has business interests in this state and was working on a project until he found out it was a woman at the helm and would NOT complete deal!

And I'm sure they share other interests as well."


American Electoral College voting stalemate

(Century VII, Quatrain 41)

The presidents of the United States, a supposedly free country, have been abusing their power to an increasingly greater extent. During a time of social unrest even more so than the period of Vietnam and Watergate, the Electoral College will be evenly split over the election of the new president. The process will stalemate, with many people clamoring for whichever candidate they voted for, causing enormous tension in the country. Internationally it will be a sensitive situation.

Because of the split, and the extremely volatile and explosive social unrest, putting either candidate in office instead of the other could start a civil war or a revolution. After a long time of impassioned speeches invoking patriotism and the founding fathers, a compromise solution of holding another election will be taken, and a candidate will be installed without disaster."

by wrb 2008-07-20 12:38PM | 0 recs
Lyndon LaRouche???

Is he still alive?

by Susan from 29 2008-07-20 03:18PM | 0 recs
How dare you!

Don't you know that Pizza Hut once towed away a friend who had to drive 45 miles to get to our Congressional candidate's campaign office? I must officially condemn you now! I only eat pizza from my local pizza parlor, and I refuse to support Pizza Hut's undemocratic and bigoted towing policy!

(/snark) hehe ;-)

by atdleft 2008-07-20 11:59AM | 0 recs
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You have Pizza Hut issues.

by bsavage 2008-07-20 01:26PM | 0 recs
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Vegetarians do not deserve pizza.

by MNPundit 2008-07-20 04:57PM | 0 recs


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