by January 20, Thu May 27, 2010 at 07:49:04 AM EDT
By gosh and by golly, the good ol' GOP has blasted past our pathetic progressive old-school online endeavors to create the most awesomestst interactive site in the greatest country in the entire world! AmericaSpeakingOut.com totally rocks in a funky freedom-loving way that we lefty libs can only envy from behind our elite endive salads.
This site is so totally pumpin' that it's as if someone has converted Michael Steele's deep thinking directly into html!
Not only is it interactive but it also awards BADGES!!!!!!! Yes, I said BADGES!!!!!!! Ain't no wussy lefty site that gives good old military-style like-patriotism-on-my-sleeve honest-to-goodness BADGES!!!!!!! Actually they're not really honestly badges, but kinda virtual badges that are just as good - or even better because they honor our troops! (Somehow, I suppose.) I earned my first badge for filling in the whole sign-in page! Awesomer!
You probably know that this site is full of GREAT suggestions to get our contry back from the socialist Nazis who currently have it in a "European" death grip. And you probably know that Great Patriots who Love Their Country vote up the best and most awsomest of the suggestions so that cream rises to the top and the GOP develops a platform that truly represents the best of (real) America!
So what sort of Americariffic suggestions are already on the site I hear you asking...well here are just a few:
Uh, in just a second because of...
A very high volume of Americans are speaking out right now. Please wait a moment and try again.
Okay, a few Americans stopped outspeaking and made room for me. Here goes!
FORCE OBAMA TO SHOW US HIS LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFIGATE.
SEND ALL MEXICANS AND BLACKS BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG.
I respectfully accept the party's nomination to be the Presidential candidate in 2012.
Barbie dolls and magazines are giving little girls unrealistic expectations of air brushing and plastic!!
More outspeaking after the jump!