It would probably be more accurate to say that no candidate can be guaranteed victory under all scenarios, even the most far-fetched, until they have 2209 (or May 31st has passed and the definitive number has been reached).
That said, the "2209 and Obama gets nothing from Michigan" is a red herring, as exactly no one sane believes that this will be reflective of the final results.
I don't know about you, but I'm out of here once the primary is wrapped up. I'm staying on right now for the schadenfreude of watching Jerome become increasingly unhinged, and for the chance to offer some olive branches to the numerous sane Clinton supporters.
But after that, it's not worth legitimizing the site anymore.
Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. The wool has finally been pulled from my eyes, and for the first time I can see that the candidate I've been supporting for over a year and researching from well before that is obviously a fraud, that the entire campaign is nothing but a cult.
What have I been doing? The server farms subtly manipulating blogs over tor networks, the lies, the secrecy - all for naught! I repent! I repent! Please, let me bask in the glory of your candidate!