Reasons Why Virginia Doesn't Really Count
by howardpark, Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 02:27:03 PM EST
Virginia doesn't really, really count because:
1. Too many black people -- they even once elected a African-American Governor.
2. Too many educated people.
3. The traffic on the beltway was just horrible, how could that ever happen!
4. Too many mountain people, like in those Obama states like Idaho.
5. Too many white men.
6. Too many young people.
7. Too many independents and, gasp, they let them vote here!