McCain's VP Weekend

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Weekend at McCain's

It was just a social event, insisted Senator McCain's spokesman referring to the gathering of presumed vice presidential hopefuls at McCain's secluded ranch in Sedona,Arizona. Attending were Mitt Romney, Florida Governor Charlie Crist, Lousiana Governor Bobby Jindal, and Meg Whitman former CEO of eBay,

According to a confidential source, the weekend proceded smoothly and amicably until the Memorial Day barbecue. As the barbecue was being served, Governor Crist laughed and smirked when Mr. Romney asked for arugula to accompany his meat, saying that this sounded very "elitist". Then Bobby Jindal took offense when Cindy McCain asked him to provide technical help for a problem with their home computer.

Finally, Mrs. McCain herself became extremely annoyed as Meg Whitman kept pointing out to Senator McCain how much he could get for several artifacts and household items by selling them on eBay. As a result, the picnic lunch ended early and the guests were dispatched to the airport.

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee regretted that he was unable to attend this weekend social event.

homer   www.altara.blogspot.com

Tags: Crist, fake news, Jindal, mcain, Romney (all tags)

Comments

4 Comments

Re: McCain's VP Weekend

Did Governor Crist bring his boyfriend to the BBQ?

by Deadalus 2008-05-26 10:28AM | 0 recs
Re: McCain's VP Weekend

Those comments are not cool.  No need for that here.

by HillsMyGirl 2008-05-26 11:27AM | 0 recs
Re: McCain's VP Weekend

Come on... does anyone have a sense of humor?

Jeez

by CaptainMorgan 2008-05-26 12:20PM | 0 recs
Re: McCain's VP Weekend

You're a fucking idiot homophobe, Deadalus.

by northstars 2008-05-26 11:15AM | 0 recs

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