by goldkey, Tue Aug 29, 2006 at 07:18:31 AM EDT
Think about the amazing song by John Lennon being played softly in the United Nations of the future as diplomats discuss the solution to the world's calamities. Imagine!
Now think about Dueling Banjos playing from a speaker off stage. Two podiums stand in the emptiness with spotlights focused and security EVERYWHERE!
Check this link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060829/ap_o n_re_mi_ea/iran_nuclear
Out walk the two combatants: "Georgie" in a cowboy hat swaggering over to the podium with the American flag and a picture of Jesus suspended above. And President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad strolls to his place on the stage in his flowing robe and turbin. There beneath the Iranian flag and holding the Koran, he stares at our illustrious "Idiot in Chief" and the verbal battle begins.
Both have empty guns strapped to their hips. Symbolic of their threatening but cowardly souls. Like dueling Doublemint Twins they joust with empty rhetoric.
"My country will NEVER give up our "right" to pursue nuclear energy," the Iranian "Puppet King" throws a jab.
"Well, um, my country has GOD on our side and you WILL bow to our will,""Georgie" ducks and swings with a roundhouse right.
"Allah is GREAT!" Ahmadinejad shouts, looking skyward.
"You caint get to heaven without Jesus,""Georgie screams, mentally trying to avoid using the word "nukular."
Ah, it would be spectacular! I can't wait!
I'm going to go now to write the lyrics for my new song: "Babbling Idiots" which will be sung to the music playing on the guitar and banjo.
Yahoo! Ain't diplomacy fun!