Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

Your candidate is the worst possible choice for the nomination.  Fortunately, your candidate will not be chosen as the nominee and here's why:

1.  Your candidate is a liar, everyone says so.

  1.  Your candidate does nothing but pander to the base.
  2.  Your candidate is not a real Democrat, more like republican-lite.
  3.  Your candidate, in spite of plenty of opportunity, has failed to win in all the states.
  4.  Your candidate will not be able to win over the superdelegates because they are smart enough to see right through your candidate.
  5.  Your candidate cannot possibly beat McCain in November because the independents will not vote for your candidate.
  6.  Because your candidate sucks I will vote for the republican in November if my candidate does not win the nomination
  7.  Your candidate does not connect with real people.
  8.  Your candidate's voting record sucks in the Senate.
  9. Your candidate has too many skeletans in the closet.

I guess that about sums it up.  I expect to get flamed royally by the sucky supporters of your sucky candidate but I hope I am defended by the excellent supporters of my excellent candidate.

Tags: 2008 election, Candidates (all tags)

Comments

15 Comments

Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

I support the excellent candidate.  Never the sucky candidate.

by RoccoCobamaMama 2008-04-13 11:06AM | 0 recs
Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

lol

by ragekage 2008-04-13 11:10AM | 0 recs
Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

Brit, what's up with the troll rate? I'm on your side!

by ragekage 2008-04-13 12:44PM | 0 recs
Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

McCain SUCKS!!

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/4/13/1442 1/9612

by FOB92 2008-04-13 11:09AM | 0 recs
Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

Clearly your candidate wants to destroy the party in their mad power grab. Can't you see this?!

by Obama Independent 2008-04-13 11:16AM | 0 recs
Nice.

I've always thought Microsoft Office should have a diary template for people to plug in their info and post.  They have 'em for resumes, why not political diaries??  I mean, it beats critical thinking, right?

It'd be like Mad Libs, except even less intelligible.

by bjones 2008-04-13 11:18AM | 0 recs
Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

For even more reasons, see my diaries on the subject of your candidate's suckiness.

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/3/6/11113 /30206#readmore

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/3/17/1418 22/495

by itsthemedia 2008-04-13 11:41AM | 0 recs
Didn't realize I stole your title.

Should have kept the original one.
Your candidate sucks, my candidate rocks!

Your diaries were excellent by the way...but your candidate still sucks ;)

by GFORD 2008-04-13 12:49PM | 0 recs
Re: Didn't realize I stole your title.

It's all good. I stole it from Atrios. :-)

by itsthemedia 2008-04-17 12:15AM | 0 recs
Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

Three cheers (jeers?) for the silly season!!

by Roberta 2008-04-13 12:37PM | 0 recs
Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

Don't you see that one of these candidates will save the world, while the other one is building the death star?

And as Brit I must say that unless my candidate wins we may revoke your independence, and send over lots of reality TV shows and bad actors with posh accents, and who knows, even withdraw our troops from Iraq?

Ooops. Ok. So we've done most of that. But the revoking thing. Now that's a real threat. The Facebook thing is huge

by brit 2008-04-13 12:42PM | 0 recs
Re: the revoking thing.

Taking back all 13 colonies at once might be a bit of a chore. How about if we let you have GA, NC and SC for now, and if you like those, we'll talk?

by itsthemedia 2008-04-17 12:13AM | 0 recs
After reading this,
I've decided that both candidates clearly suck. I'm voting for the only nonsucky dog still in this race. That would be the distinguished Mike Gravel.

That is... I think he's still in the race. Hard to be sure, what with the evil, biased MSM, which is obsessed with talking about candidates who royally suck.

by sricki 2008-04-13 01:00PM | 0 recs
Gravelanche!!!!

Actually, I read somewhere that he is quitting the party, presumably because we suck.

by itsthemedia 2008-04-17 12:08AM | 0 recs
Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

BRILLIANT!

by kmwray 2008-04-13 01:20PM | 0 recs

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