Emergency Surgery

I've been saving up for a facelift, eyelid surgery, a little botox and a tummy tuck.  All of that will cost $50,000.  I finally almost have all the money together and am so excited to finally let the beautiful, thin woman inside me out for everyone to see.

When I finally picked the plastic surgeon (a really good one) and was about to schedule the appointment, my appendix blew up.  

I got very sick and the doctor said if I didn't have surgery immediately I would die.  The poisons released from my burst appendix would cause peritonitis which would then infect all my other internal organs and kill me.  This surgery would cost $50,000. Oh no!  That's everything I had saved to release my inner beauty!

I asked the doctor if he would include my facelift, eyelids, botox and tummy tuck in my appendix surgery.  He said no way he could do that.  I begged and pleaded but to no avail.  He finally said that he would effectively include a tummy tuck in the surgery when he was sewing me up.

I have only two choices here:

1.  Have the emergency surgery which includes a small portion of my desired beautification plans, postponing the rest until I can save up the money again.
2.  Die.

Tags: 2008 election, bailout (all tags)

Comments

4 Comments

Re: Emergency Surgery

You better hope that the doctor doesn't decide to stick it to you for being vain and just sit there, letting you die on the table.

by rfahey22 2008-09-29 05:26PM | 0 recs
Re: Emergency Surgery

I like this a lot.  Get the appendix out.  It going to hurt a lot but what are the other options.  You just better hope the nurses don't decide to make you hold out at the very last minute

by ha0kan 2008-09-29 05:47PM | 0 recs
a joke right?

Some sort of parable? This can't be real.

by Travis Stark 2008-09-29 06:29PM | 0 recs
Not so much of a joke.

Just the weird way I have of looking at things.

by GFORD 2008-09-29 09:05PM | 0 recs

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