by GFORD, Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 05:02:50 PM EDT
I've been saving up for a facelift, eyelid surgery, a little botox and a tummy tuck. All of that will cost $50,000. I finally almost have all the money together and am so excited to finally let the beautiful, thin woman inside me out for everyone to see.
When I finally picked the plastic surgeon (a really good one) and was about to schedule the appointment, my appendix blew up.
I got very sick and the doctor said if I didn't have surgery immediately I would die. The poisons released from my burst appendix would cause peritonitis which would then infect all my other internal organs and kill me. This surgery would cost $50,000. Oh no! That's everything I had saved to release my inner beauty!
I asked the doctor if he would include my facelift, eyelids, botox and tummy tuck in my appendix surgery. He said no way he could do that. I begged and pleaded but to no avail. He finally said that he would effectively include a tummy tuck in the surgery when he was sewing me up.
I have only two choices here:
1. Have the emergency surgery which includes a small portion of my desired beautification plans, postponing the rest until I can save up the money again.