Voldemort endorses Hillary, then eats children!
by FlashStash, Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 12:26:23 PM EDT
Lord Voldemort today endorsed Hillary Clinton, saying that she would be the only candidate to bring together the Slytherin and Gryffindor houses, which would make it easier for him to destroy them.
He then ate four babies with a gulp and a burp.
Why does Hillary Clinton associate herself with this baby-eater? Those poor babies were gulped because of Hillary!