MyDD Exclusive: Obama's latest hate speech.

At a recent Pennsylvania rally, Obama was quoted as saying:

If there is one thing......I can't.....stand for..,.. it's.......do..gs......and....bu....nny. ....rab....bits.

He's clearly pandering to cat owning elitists (that probably drink Chai Tea and shop at Trader Joes) here.  Snubbing good dog and bunny loving Americans is not a very American way to win an American election.

Hatred for God's most loving creatures is definitely going to hurt him in the GE, because you can't win an American election on cat owners votes alone, and beyond that, isn't an American president supposed to serve ALL pets, not just elitist pets.

I am currently an Obama supporter, but thinking of switching to Hillary because I can not abide his hatred for all things innocent and small.  Actually, I just switched in the space between sentences.  

GO HILLARY!!!

Tags: Absurd, bunnies, cats, comedy, dogs, gutter, hate, Hillary, Humour, MyDD, obama, Parody, Politics, rhetoric (all tags)

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Flame Away

by dystopianfuturetoday 2008-04-13 10:46PM | 0 recs
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Why are baby seals not included in your poll?!?!  THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

by fogiv 2008-04-13 10:50PM | 0 recs
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Snarktacular

by smoothmedia 2008-04-13 10:50PM | 0 recs
LMAO

Judging by my four cats and my fondness for spiced tea, I can only assume that Obama is pandering to me personally. But I'll have you know, I have a lot of dog-owning family members who won't take too kindly to this sort of elitist snobbery. I stand with them on this. I'm greatly offended by Obama's disdain for regular folks' pets.

For the record, if he really hates America enough to look down upon dogs and bunnies, then he must also hate cheeseburgers and french-- er, I mean, freedom fries, because all real Americans love them, and Obama clearly isn't a real American. You know, 'cause he hates dogs and fries. And following that indisputable logic, it's impossible not to draw the conclusion that he's a communist. Case closed.

by sricki 2008-04-13 11:04PM | 0 recs
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I wished for a pony.

Obama didn't get me one.

Sad now.

by Skaje 2008-04-14 02:04AM | 0 recs
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you and most of the other Obama supporters.

by SoCalVet 2008-04-14 06:46AM | 0 recs

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