TOP TEN `BOMBSHELLS' FROM RUDY'S SECRET DOSSIER
by Don Davis, Thu Jan 04, 2007 at 06:46:44 AM EST
Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com
By now, you've surely heard about the leak of a 140-page secret dossier laying out Rudy Giuliani's masterplan for a 2008 presidential bid, including aides' concerns about his chief vulnerabilities. But press reports have left out the most explosive revelations contained in this highly confidential document:
10. "Mr. 9/11" sleeps with a Teddy Bear given to him by Bernard Kerik.
9. Rudy's biggest liability with evangelicals: perception of name as "Jew-liani."
8. Rudy's biggest liability in South: not abortion stand, but NY Yankee logo tattooed on ass.
7. Rudy's biggest asset in South: that his first wife was his cousin.
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