THE DIRTY DOZEN SIGNS OF A GOP `FIX' IN THE UPCOMING MIDTERMS

Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com

12. Voting for a Democrat results in following message from electronic voting machine: "Your vote did not reach the intended candidate."

11. Alternative message from electronic voting machine: "Due to changes to our Constitution, the vote you requested no longer exists."

10. Alternative alternative message from electronic voting machine: "The page you requested is caucusing with the GOP House Leadership."

9. Mark Foley wins re-election -- in Boystown, USA.

8. Polling places broadcast continuous loop of the "Kerry botched joke."

7. Next to names of Democratic candidates, ballots state: "The terrorists win."

CONTINUED at: http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=392

Tags: Claire McCaskill, Congress, Diebold, Dirty Tricks, Elections, Electronic Voting, George Allen, GOP, harold ford, Jim Webb, John Kerry, macaca, midterm elections, voting (all tags)

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