AN OPEN LETTER TO EVANGELICALS, FROM A NEW YORK LIBERAL JEW
by Don Davis, Thu Nov 02, 2006 at 12:31:12 PM EST
Editor's Note: Recently, the Rev. Jerry Falwell sent out an email to Christian evangelicals, urging them to support GOP candidates in the upcoming midterms. For a "fair and balanced" response, we here at The Satirical Political Report believe that those good Christians are entitled to hear both sides of the story, and should consider other options, such as sitting this one out as a protest vote. Here then is our case to the faithful:
Alright, you marching-backward Christian soldiers. So you're still hung up on the notion that we killed your Lord Savior (never mind that he was a socialist Jewish Rabbi). But the Chosen People are willing to get past 2000 years of persecution at your hands, so let's it call it even and move on -- (no, not MoveOn.org). After all, Clemens pitched for the Yankees, so anything is possible.
Listen, I know you guys are prepared to turn out in huge numbers next week to back your boy Bush and the GOP Congress. But maybe, just maybe, you should reconsider that rash decision, and just sit this one out.
Let's take a minute to look at the record, shall we:
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