The $6 Million Social Worker

What if teachers, firefighters, and social workers made multimillion dollar salaries--and professional athletes made working class wages? Just a few thoughts about the Yankees' payroll, and a few others.

By Walter Brasch

    The New York Yankees just bought a first baseman for $180 million. For the next eight years, Mark Teixeira will earn about $22.5 million a season. The week before, the Yanks bought seven years of pitcher CC Sabathia's life for $161 million, about $23 million a season--and five years of A.J. Burnett for $82.5 million, about $16.5 million for each season, according to the Associated Press. None of the salaries include any incentive pay or outside endorsements, which add millions to each salary.

    The three new pinstriped multimillionaires join third baseman Alex Rodriguez, who has a 10-year $275 million contract, and shortstop Derek Jeter, whose 10-year $189 million contract ends in 2010. First baseman Jason Giambi, who won't be with the Yankees next year, picked up about $23.4 million during the 2008 season. Although the Bronx Bombers bombed this past year, and didn't even make the playoffs, they are on the fast track to the World Series of Obscene Salaries. They aren't the only ones in contention.

    America pays major league professional athletes far more than even the most efficient long-term factory worker. For the National Football League the minimum wage is $225,000 a year; for Major League Baseball, it's $390,000; for the National Basketball Association, it's $442,000. Almost every athlete earns far more than the minimum, with most earning seven-figure incomes, plus endorsements worth another 6- or 7-figure income. Leading all athletes is Tiger Woods, whose team of accountants and business managers had to figure out where to put his $128 million earned in 2008. "Only" $23 million was from playing golf; the rest was from endorsements and business deals.

    Although about 70 percent of the 120,000 members of the Screen Actors Guild make less than $5,000 a year, A-list movie stars command at least $10 million a picture. Their worth is based not upon acting ability but upon their B.O.--box office, that is. Prime-time network TV stars grab at least $2 million a year. Charlie Sheen leads the list, with a salary of about $825,000 for each 30-minute episode, about $19 million for the 2008-2009 season, according to TV Guide.

    Super models, whose main talent is to be anorexic and have high cheekbones, are pulling in million dollar salaries, with Giselle Bundchen netting a very gross $33 million this year. Kate Moss, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio each earned $6-9 million this year, just for modeling.  Supermodels average about $70,000 a day. That's well above the average annual salary of teachers, firefighters, and police officers.

    Miley Cyrus, who's just 16, raked in $25 million this past year, about double what the High School Musical stars each earned in 2008.

    If you're a rapper, it's hard to be a part of the 'hood if like 50-Cent you earned $150 million this year. Jay-Z, who led the list in 2007, trailed with $82 million. The top 20 rappers each earned at least $10 million, and that's a lot of scrillah fo'shizzle.

    Rush Limbaugh, perhaps radio's greatest comedian, has a $400 million eight-year contract that will carry his voice on 600 stations through 2016. Far behind are factually-challenged Sean Hannity with a five-year $100 million contract, and Bill O'Reilly, the bloviator-in-chief, who is cashing a measly $10 million a year.

    Oprah leads the list of celebrity income--she got about $385 million last year. Every TV celebrity judge makes more than the $208,000 that a Supreme Court justice makes. Leading the pack is Judge Judy, whose screechy shouting on TV earned her about $25 million last year.

    The president of the United States, even the most incompetent one, earns $400,000. Compare that to the average salary for each of the Fortune 500 CEOs who earns about $13 million a year, about 400 times more than that of the average worker.

    But, it's the average worker who is the one who actually produces America's goods, who actually helps other Americans. If life was fair, and people were paid what they were worth, there would be only a very small pay gap between bosses and workers. Here's some news I think should be published in the new year--but probably won't be.

    ● In an exclusive to KBAD-TV, Avarice K. Toadstool, president of Amalgamated Conglomerate Industries, said he will increase the pay of all line workers to at least $175,000 a year. Toadstool also said his company not only will provide full health coverage and college expenses, but will assist the workers to unionize. To pay for the increase, Amalgamated will cut executive salaries, quarterly "retreats," and stock dividends.

    ● The federal government today approved the salary cap for all social workers. Although no social worker may now make more than $6 million a year, the base for entry-level social workers was raised to $750,000. Not included in the cap are signing bonuses and work-performance incentives. "We believe in the American philosophy of paying employees by what they're worth to the advancement of society," said Hull House director Jane Addams IV, who received a $2.5 million bonus last year for performance in suicide prevention assists, catastrophic disaster relief, and employment reclamation.

    ● The Humane Society today signed Polly Pureheart to a 10-year $104 million contract, largest in history. "Polly's a triple-threat terror, and worth every penny we pay her," said general manager Wolf Greycoat. During a 22-year all-star career, Pureheart is the all-time leader in animal rescue/rehabilitation, arrests for felonious animal cruelty, and lobby influence. Pureheart is personally credited with 1,087 unassisted tackles of recalcitrant legislators.

    ●The West Wattabago Daily Blab today signed investigative reporter David Bergman to a three-year $17.4 million contract. Bergman, who had been the clean-up hitter with the East Pacoima Tribune the past four years, was granted free agency status in November. During 2007, Bergman led the league in school board meetings coverage and uncovering local political scandals. For each of the past five years, he was a consistent .300 hitter, averaging at least three successes for every 10 news stories he reported.

    In a related story, Phillies pitcher Harry Horsehide became the highest paid player in sports when he signed a three-year contract for $108,000 a year. The new contract will mean general admission ticket prices will rise to about $10, with premium seating at $30, according to Phillies management.

    [Walter Brasch is professor of journalism at Bloomsburg University, and at the top of the salary schedule. After 28 years, his salary now exceeds what he earned before going into higher education. Dr. Brasch is also the author of 17 books, including the critically-acclaimed America's Unpatriotic Acts: The Federal Government's Violation of Constitutional and Civil Rights (2004); `Unacceptable': The Federal Government's Response to Hurricane Katrina (2006); and the 560-page Sinking the Ship of State: The Presidency of George W. Bush (2008). All books are available at amazon.com, and most bookstores. You may contact Dr. Brasch through his website, www.walterbrasch.com, or by e-mail at brasch@bloomu.edu]

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6 Comments

apples and oranges

by sepulvedaj3 2008-12-29 04:02AM | 0 recs
I've always thought

it was shocking how little teachers are paid. I mean, we give these people our children, you would imagine they would be highly valued (and paid accordingly).

Instead five guys running up and down a floor, tossing a ball to each other, make the tens of millions. Our society is baffling.

by Neef 2008-12-29 06:06AM | 0 recs
Re: The $6 Million Social Worker

Class warfare.

by QTG 2008-12-29 06:29AM | 0 recs
And, long overdue....

by WashStateBlue 2008-12-29 06:43AM | 0 recs
Just how much is enough?

Seriously...millions to throw a ball made in a sweatshop?  You know, I've always wondered if baseball teams, for example, were municipal-owned entities if they would get this much cash?  Baseball is pure entertainment, America's circuses from the days of Rome.  Way back in the day, in the earliest era of the game, players made crap but they played because they loved the game.  The public figured players had to make money, but perhaps there was this expected level of reason when it came to their salaries.  Today, players love playing baseball, but many go into it hoping for the endorsements.  League playing has gone from the love of the game to the game of money.

by johnny venom 2008-12-29 08:53AM | 0 recs
Incorrect analogy

Now it may be true that even after one uses my logic, it could be that athletes are way overpaid compared to teachers and social workers. But this kind of logic used in the diary just gives liberals a bad name.

A baseball player provides services enjoyed by at least hundreds of thousands of fans. So when a player earns $10M a year, one has to measure that service and the quality of that service(star player vs role player) on a per fan basis. A social worker provides service to how many people in a given year? Even if society views the social worker as more valuable than a ballplayer, you will see some increase in salary for the worker and some decrease in salary for the player, but not nearly enough to the extent implied here.

There are also less spots to fill in MLB or the NFL compared to a social service organization. Last time I checked, minor leaguers dont make much.

Having said that, I do think we spend way too much time on sports and I am guilty of that. I still try to curb my sports addictions. I do not blindly buy overpriced sports apparrel. I will buy tickets off of existing ticketholders via craigslist instead of giving my money to clubs that charge you ridiculous prices for a regular season NHL game.

I think the government should reduce the tax breaks given to corporations related to sports expenses. If they company wants to spend money on a suite, let them do it without the benefit of a tax break. Cities also need to stop caving in to sports teams when it comes to tax breaks.  

by Pravin 2008-12-29 09:00AM | 0 recs

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