Rev. Wright: The Magical Misery Tour!
by BlueDoggyDogg, Fri Apr 25, 2008 at 01:59:45 PM EDT
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour! That would be the upcoming media tour by the good Rev. Jeremiah Wright, which will no doubt be bringing misery upon Sen. Barack Obama's electability argument. Here's a list of some of Rev. Wright's "Greatest Hits" (w/ video excerpts):
"Israel (That Dirty Word Again!)"
"America's Chickens....... are Coming Home..... to Roooooooost"
"God Damn America!"
"The Government LIIIIIIIIED about Pearl Harbor!"
"The U.S. of KKK (A.)"
"Hillary ain't never been called a n***!"
"Fighting for Peace is like Raping for Virginity"
"What We are Doing is the Same Thing Al Qaeda is Doing"
"Monica (The Other White Meat)"
We can all look forward to Rev. Wright adding to his "Greatest Hits" collection with this upcoming tour. Already some video has been leaked, and it has the makings of an instant classic:
"He Says What He Has to Say as a Politician"
Here are the venues where the Reverend will be appearing:
TONIGHT: "Bill Moyers Journal", PBS (check local listings)
SUNDAY MORNING: Friendship-West Baptist Church, Dallas, TX
SUNDAY NIGHT: The 53rd Annual Fight for Freedom Fund Dinner, Detroit, MI
MONDAY: National Press Club, Washington, D.C. (SOLD OUT)
Step right this way!!
Roll up AND THAT'S AN INVITATION, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the misery tour.
The magical misery tour is coming to take you (SUPERDELEGATES) away,
Coming to take you (SUPERDELEGATES) away.
The magical misery tour is dying to take you (SUPERDELEGATES) away,
Dying to take you (SUPERDELEGATES) away, take you (SUPERDELEGATES) away!
And unless the super delegates are "Fools On The Hill" they will take this nomination away from Barack Obama!
Tags: 2008, anti-Semitism, Barack Obama, Bill Moyers, Black Theology, Democratic Primary, Dukakis, Electability, general election, Israel, Kerry, McGovern, media tour, Mondale, music, presidential election, race, racism, religion, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, satire, superdelegates, tucc, United States (all tags)