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                        Baggage Controller Admits His Kid Has Been Helping

US Airlines Director of Baggage Control Elmer Wembly disclosed yesterday that he has been bringing to work his 12 year old boy, George. Mr. Wembly has been suspended pending investigation by the airline and Federal authorities. Apparently, the boy had at times been given control over the routing of airline baggage.

Wembly apologized to those who have lost baggage or had bags shipped to the wrong city. He said that George was quite mature and intelligent and should have known the different cities of Portland and that Warsaw Poland was not the same as Warsaw Indiana. Wembly added that he was supervising closely and was surprised that George wAS able route bags to New Delhi just for fun.

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