Iraq; A Hell on Earth made in Washington D.C.

Why America went into Iraq is something for the pundits, academics and the politicians to discuss into the next century. What has happened there since our arrival is something I can only hope will be fully realized and understood by the American public and every elected official in our country.

From my personal experiences of living in Iraq for three years, I have concluded America's leadership is solely responsible for the entire country of Iraq becoming a living hell of suffering, poverty, starvation and depravation, unimaginable to either Iraqi or U.S. citizen just prior to our arrival in Iraq in 2003.

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IRAQIS ISSUE 'THE U.S. STUDY GROUP REPORT'

Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com

While all of the media attention has been sucked up by The Iraq Study Group, flying under the radar is a parallel report on the United States,prepared by a bipartisan group of Iraqi clerics.

"The U.S. Study Group Report," also known as the al-Sadr Report, after the radical Shiite cleric, concludes that the condition of the United States is "grave and deteriorating."

The Report points to a dysfunctional electoral system, an inability to devise coherent immigration or health care programs, and America's disturbing obsession with crass game shows that feature scantily-clad women holding up dollar signs.

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WHAT IF THEY GAVE AN IRAQ STUDY GROUP, AND NOBODY CAME

Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com

While what little remains of Iraq seems to be going up in flames each day, many people are asking just where in the name of Moktada al-Sadr is the Iraq Study Group? Will they hand in their final term paper not only after the semester ends, but after the University of Baghdad is completely sacked?

Well, it is now being reported that the members of the so-called Baker Commission are engaging in massive civil disobedience, as they refuse to venture even into Baghdad's Green Zone to complete their studies.

Instead, they were spotted burning their Iraq Study Group membership cards, as they marched behind Cindy Sheehan on the Washington Mall, chanting "Make Love, Not War," and "Hell No, We Won't Go."

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NEW SECDEF GATES ASSUMES 'THE WEIGHT' (TAKE A LOAD OFF RUMMY)

Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com

I've taken the liberty of rewriting The Weight, The Band classic, as a service to Secretary of Defense-in-waiting Robert Gates, as he confronts the nightmare that awaits him in Iraq, thanks to "41's" attempt to salvage the legacy of his wayward son:

I pulled into Baghdad, Iraq was 'bout half past dead
I just need some place, where the violence is not widespread
"Hey, mister, can you tell me, where a man won't just be bled?"
He just grinned and shot my hand, and "No!" was all he said

Take a load off Rummy, can Iraq be free?
Take a load off Rummy, And ... and ... and ... you put the load right on me

I picked up my M-16, I went lookin' for a place to hide
When I saw al-Maliki, and al-Sadr walkin' side by side
I said, "Hey, Maliki, come on, let's go to the Green Zone"
He said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can take the throne"

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