BILL O'REILLY'S TWELVE DAYS OF THE WAR ON XMAS

Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com/

On the first day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
A Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the second day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the third day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the fourth day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

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CHRISTIAN RIGHT EMBRACES CHENEY'S DAUGHTER AS THE NEW 'VIRGIN MARY'

Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com

In a dramatic turnabout from its previous harsh condemnation, the Christian Coalition has decided to embrace Dick Cheney's pregnant lesbian daughter, claiming that she's actually the Second Coming of the Virgin Mary.

Reached at his offices at Liberty University, the Reverend Jerry Falwell conceded that the Christian Right had been shortsighted in trying to boot this Mary out of the manger, when she actually offered a tremendous upside to the evangelical cause.

"Let's face it," Falwell stated, "she is a 'Mary,' she's probably technically a virgin, and it wouldn't really surprise me if her life partner was a carpenter."

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`Red' Arizona Supports Gay Marriage? Say What?

Checking election 2006 results, one cannot help but do a jaw-dropper on the results of Arizona's anti-gay Proposition 107, the Protect Marriage Arizona amendment, which failed at the ballot box 49% to 51%. (Some votes are still being counted, no change in the outcome is expected.) Once reliably-red Arizona, ground zero in the illegal immigrant-bashing business, supports gay marriage? The very first state in the union to reject an anti-gay marriage initiative? At the same time seven other states approved similar initiatives on the same day? So, Arizona stands alone against 27 other states on this issue? Say what?

Say what, indeed. This is a great story about smart and gutsy progressives, campaign strategy and tactics and sticking to your guns when the national Big Dogs were giving the `local yokels' the Big Crunch over money. Rahm-style arm-twisting. Follow me on the jump and I hope you'll leave with a big smile on your face.

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John Kerry's 2004 Loss Lead directly to 2006 Congressional Victiries

Without U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-MA) losing to George W. Bush in 2004 the unprecedented electoral rout of the Republicans yesterday in which they lost their majority in the United States House of Representatives, Governorships, control of State Legislatures and probably the United States Senate would not have been possible!

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Proud in Virginia...not OF Virginia

Well, I woke up this morning feeling pretty good about the national results.  No new seats for righties in either chamber, no new governors.  We have the biggest majority in quite some time and it is refreshing.  It doesn't quite make up for the gloom I felt in 04, but it does feel like the sun has come out after a long rainy day.

The dealings in my home state are what shame me.  I am from NYC originally and moved to Virginia when I joined the Navy in 1998.  I have always kept my "Liberal Bias" and have tried to get our points out even though I am sometimes swimming against the current.  I must say that I am pretty disappointed that Virginia added its name to the list of states making gay marriage illegal.  I knew it would happen...everyone knew it would happen.  But to see the numbers and see that it never had a chance says so much about where we are as a people.  People will look back on this decision with the same incredulity that oppression against women and blacks is.

I am not gay.  I have a beautiful wife and son.  I have tried to teach him to be tolerant, humble, open minded and kind hearted.  This result is none of those things.

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