Preface

"This position is such an odd one," the First Lady said. "In our country we expect so much from the woman who is married to the President--but we don't really know what it is we expect." The only way for a First Lady to "escape the politics of one's time," Hillary said, is "to totally withdraw and perhaps put a bag over your head, or somehow make it clear that you have no opinions and no ideas about anything--and never express them, publicly or privately." The audience cheered, egging her on, and Hillary became even more combative and self-revelatory. "There is something about the position itself which raises in Americans' minds concerns about hidden power, about influence behind the scenes, about unaccountability. Yet if you try to be public about your concerns and your interests, then that is equally criticized. I think the answer is to just be who you are and do what you can do and get through it--and wait for a First Man to hold the position." - Time's coverage of Hillary Clinton's remarks at a gathering in Sydney, Australia in 1996.

After a 12 hour flight, I landed in Amman, Jordan, on my way to Iraq to listen to Iraqi's suggestions on how to end the fighting.

Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com

In an incident virtually unprecedented in the carefully-choreographed world of diplomacy, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki snubbed Bush at a planned summit meeting in Amman, Jordan, creating speculation about a rift between the two leaders.

Maliki was apparently upset by a leaked memo from the Bush Administration, which called Maliki's manhood into question with the ultimate insult for an Iraqi Shiite: that he couldn't hit the side of a fallen Saddam Hussein statue with the bottom of his shoe.

White House spokesman Tony Snow tried to minimize the incident, claiming that there was simply a mix-up over the restaurant at which the meeting was scheduled, since Amman has over 900 eateries named "Mohammed's" (as well as 500 Original Ray's Pizzas).

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