It seems the further we get away from the Primary Wars the more we tend to write about or hear from the folks who are still fighting them. So in an effort, to at least, bring the primaries to a close here a last call is going out for PUMA Diaries.
So if you got something to write either against or in favor of the PUMA 15 you have 24 hours to get it out of your system. After 10:00 AM, July 22, 2008 your diary will be ignored.
If you haven't written a PUMA diary before here are some guidelines to make it easier.
First if you are writing a Pro PUMA Diary:
1) You must use sexists, racist, misogynist at least three time in your post.
2) You absolutely must write in such away that opinions come off as facts.
3) Feel free to misquote liberally.
4) Be sure to mention somewhere that Obama must reach out to you. Alternative: Be sure to mention no matter what he does you are not voting for him.
5) A command of proper sentence structure is not a requirement.
6) Extra credit for a drive-by. Whereas you write a diary and note at the bottom you will not be commenting on your diary.
7) Bonus points for trying to explain how your position actually is all about making the Democratic Party better.
8) And the diary must absolutely include that it's not over till the convention!
Guidelines for writing anti-Puma Diaries
1) You must remind readers that PUMA is fronted by a Republican.
2) You must remind us that supporting PUMA is actually anti-Hillary.
3) Be sure to include at least one of the following terms - Wackos, looney toons, crazies, misquided, uninformed. Feel free to add to this list or use all of the terms in one sentence.
4) By all means include the phrase "get over-it."
5) Professing your love for a PUMA (and we all who I am speaking of) is nice, but not requirement.
6) Extra credit for imploring PUMA's to try and rationally explain their position so that you can reach out to them.
Now I am sure I have missed a guideline or two, either for or against. So feel to add your own.
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