I'll Assume Tom Delay Practices Polygamy

with who? sheep?

I don't believe Tom DeLay was ever speaker.  I think he was majority whip and then majority leader, but never speaker.  

Also, I think it's great that people like De Lay go out and say things like "he's a Marxist" because most people, thinking or otherwise, know that those kinds of statements are just absurd.  

And Tom, Marxism is pretty far from liberalism...you're out-of-touch, inane talking points belie how little you and your failed cronies have/had to offer this country.  

That would assume more than one woman would marry him.

I think DeLay is a Klan member.  He's never been defined in my state of California.  Until he defines himself to me personally, I think he's a Klan member.  

....that drives a Volvo.  

And has a grande Starbucks Americano (deceitful, that) in a porta-pack in the front seat.

Next to the bag of French fries.  

Nothing wrong with polygamy if it involves consenting informed adults.

My favorite moment of the week was saying something to my Republican friend about Delay . . . my friend said "who?".  I reminded him and he said, "Oh yeah.  Isn't he in jail?"

We all know they have the best interests of Democrats at heart.

She should ask creeps like Murdock, Scaife, Limbaugh, Gallager, Cheney, Bush, Rove, McCain, and DeLay to stop doing her so many kind and helpful favors, as they've done as much as anything to sink her boat

But she's never being able to refuse their help.

has no credibility anywhere.  I can't believe this guy is in public.  Earlier, I was forgetting which one he was the other day, diapers, Plame, young boy pages, fraud, fraud, airport bathroom, fraud, treason, fraud, fraud, dc madam, fraud...

It's easy to get confused with these guys

Oh, I've been reading noquarter today and they have all kinds of folks calling Obama a Marxist.  These are folks who claim that Hillary is great because of UHC -- very weird!  

I'm just going to come out and say it, Tom DeLay is a serial arsonist with cephalopilic tendencies.

Yes, that means he starts fires and is in romantic love with squid.

I haven't been proven wrong yet.

The vetting process in the McCain camp must be a little stressed.

Who do they want speaking for McCain?  Of course, McCain is an outstanding speaker in his own right, but he can't be everywhere at the same time (oh, that is were so).  Who can effectively deliver the McCain message?

Bush? Cheney?  Rumsfeld? Delay? Hastart? They're all so busy...What about Foley?  He's not doing much right now.  And Doolittle.  I think he's got a pretty relaxed schedule.  And his wife can probably fundraise for him.

Bob Ney...oh wait.  He's busy.  I know.  Tom Tancredo.  He'd be great.  Alan Keyes can always rev up a crowd.  Come on...there's gotta be someone out there.  

i thought this diary is a continuation of that strange one posted by Hunter earlier this morning.

regarding DeLay, it's clear that's his terminology is still stuck in the 90's. It's pathetic to see someone continue talking points that are becoming less and less relevant to most Americans.

It's also ironic that he believes "liberal" policy is proven to be a failure when it has given us huge successes like a cleaner environment, better working conditions and hopefully universal healthcare in the coming decade. What has conservative policy given us besides hate, bloated budgets and stupidity?

What does it tell you about our media that they still give voice to people like Tom DeLay, Karl Rove, William Kristol, et al?

And what does it say about Americans that they tolerate it at best, make it worthwhile for media outlets at worst?

"Tom Delay has sex with a cow twice a week and a mule twice a month."

Now unless of course Tom Delay can "prove me wrong."

I'm assuming he has sick fetishes (until he proves otherwise).  Well, I'm off to give my interview!

was indicted and resigned in disgrace.  Oh wait...

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I know that these guys are all still fighting the 60's, but does Marxism really resonate with anyone else anymore?

The likeliest net effect of this comment is a spike in page views for the wikipedia entries related to Karl Marx.

I wouldn't worry about being called a Marxist.  At least half of voters won't know what the hell a marxist is.  A fifth of Americans couldn't find the US on a MAP!!!!!!!  Seriously, How stupid do you have to be to not find your own country.

Tom de Lay, Dick Armey, and Jerry Falwell spent the better part of the 1990's harrassing the Clintons, with all kinds of bombastic charges. My favorite was the rumor Falwell spread, claiming that they regularly ran drugs and had people murdered down in Arkansas.

I've said from the beginning of this year's campaign that the Obama people must be taking lessons from Tom deLay. The stuff they dished out was far worse than anything that ever came from "the hammer", but bore an eerie resemblance to it.

So now you all have found each other; have fun, because you deserve each other. Not sure how Tom will get along with "Father" Pfleger, but with all of Pfleger's Hillary-hate, they'll probably become fast friends!

And be careful: remember, there's no honor among thieves.

Tom Delay a polygamist?

And what is so wrong with polygamy?