McCain wants YOU to copy and paste his way to an internet victory!

From Will Thomas at the Huffington Post, McCain is looking for brave volunteers to help him ctrl-v his way into the White House:

Help spread the word about John McCain on news and blog sites. Your efforts to help get the message out about John McCain's policies and plan for the future is one of the most valuable things you can do for this campaign. You know why John McCain should be the next President of the United States and we need you to tell others why.

Select from the numerous web, blog and news sites listed here, go there, and make your opinions supporting John McCain known. Once you've commented on a post, video or news story, report the details of your comment by clicking the button below. After your comments are verified, you will be awarded points through the McCain Online Action Center.

While I'm intrigued by the mental image of a McCain Online Action Center (two out of those four words don't traditionally evoke thoughts of McCain), I'm a little more curious about the guidelines - or lack thereof - that McCain's campaign is offering to the Fighting 101st Keyboard Brigade.

The page offers today's "Talking Points" - a grand total of 2 - that offer strong, issue-based heartfelt support such as:

John McCain will put the national interest ahead of partisanship, he will work with anyone who sincerely wants to get this country moving again. If John McCain is elected President, the era of the permanent campaign will end. The era of problem solving will begin.

While its bland, false, and as deep as dew, its not patently offensive. Its a standard copy/paste comment page white noise example, but its not revolting. In fact, its a lot better than the anti-Democratic hit pieces I've seen, at least on a "using your inside voice" level.

But why there are absolutely no rules or recommended guidelines for people that don't want to copy and paste the same two messages all day? After all, these "talking points" are only recommended - and the campaign doesn't offer any guidelines whatsoever about freelance commenting. It does say that you have to report each comment so it can be reviewed before you get your Super Action Election Megacenter points, but nothing giving any information on what exactly qualifies as something you would or would not get approved for. Its irresponsible enough to make me wonder if its a legitimate oversight, or if the McCain campaign just has no idea what its potentially endorsing.

At the very least, this demonstrates a couple things about McCain heading into the General Election:

- Someone's a trifle concerned about how to harness this Internet thingie.
 - There's either a lack of legitimate commenters willing to boost McCain on Conservative blogs (there's a massive list of those, with only 4 moderate blogs and 1 liberal one - Daily Kos)...or there's too many online McCain supporters not behaving in a manner especially flattering to images of McCain's base.
 - Bizarre statements about putting the country ahead of partisanship (nice track record on that John) is exactly how McCain wants to target that nasty "issues" problem that keeps cropping up in polling.
 - My McCain Online Funtime Action Center broke and the spinning World Domination Map fell over and snapped off the arm from my Karl Rove Politikin' Action Figure, and I had to toss the whole thing in the trash.



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Re: McCain wants YOU to copy and paste his way to (2.00 / 1)

Very funny.  Nicely done.  

So McCain links to DK?  The wingers will have fainting spells.


Saxby Chambliss
by bosdcla14 on Tue May 20, 2008 at 07:41:54 PM EST

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(two out of those four words don't traditionally evoke thoughts of McCain)

Those being "Center" and "Action," I assume?

This is actually funny, and reminds me of Bush's online Astroturf Center for creating copy-and-paste letters to the editor.  Stuff written by campaign flacks has a distinctive voice, so of course the letters didn't look like real letters to the editor, but quite a few local papers published them.

Luckily, many of said papers are published online, so it was easy to whip up a script that would (1) scrape the latest talking points from georgewbush.com; (2) pick out unusual words and phrases; (3) search for them using google news; and (4) come up with a list of papers that had been punked.

It looks like I may have to dust off the old script again...


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by neeborMolgula on Tue May 20, 2008 at 07:45:28 PM EST

Re: McCain wants YOU to copy and paste his way to (2.00 / 1)

If there was a way to turn that into an election-season anti-spam filter plugin for blogs, you'd probably be a hero.


by upstate girl on Tue May 20, 2008 at 07:52:34 PM EST
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Re: McCain wants YOU to copy and paste his way to (2.00 / 1)

Good idea.  My script wasn't discerning enough to be used without human intervention, but this would be a fun little project.  Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a plugin out there that runs bits of a comment through google to look for duplicates.

Hm... something to look at as silly season ramps up.


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by neeborMolgula on Tue May 20, 2008 at 08:11:35 PM EST
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Anit-plagiarism software does that (2.00 / 1)

And besides, by now I bet more liberal blog readers have hit that web page than his own supporters.  And have linked back anti-McCain comments to boot.

I'd surprised if this dumb McCain effort lasted as long as a week.


by sawgrass727 on Tue May 20, 2008 at 10:08:52 PM EST
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I thought those two words were (none / 0)

Internet and Action.  There can be Centers like the John McCain Astroturfin' Center.  The internet doesn't vibe with John McCain as this Astroturfin report shows.

Oh and I reported this blog so they could see us mock them.


Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!
by Student Guy on Tue May 20, 2008 at 08:35:48 PM EST
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Re: McCain wants YOU to copy and paste his way to (2.00 / 1)

for some reason McSame reminds me of that broken down TV 'superhero' on Spongebob Square Pants, the one always shouting about EEEEEEEE-vil then has a fit of coughing ;p


by zerosumgame on Tue May 20, 2008 at 09:20:55 PM EST
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Speaking of John McCain, I think as president he'll do what he's always done: put the national interest ahead of partisanship and work with anyone who sincerely wants to get this country moving again.

If John McCain is elected President, the era of the permanent campaign will end. The era of problem solving will begin.


When you start out making the "slippery slope" argument, where do you draw the line?
by Jess81 on Tue May 20, 2008 at 07:46:59 PM EST

Re: McCain wants YOU to copy and paste his way to (2.00 / 1)

Congratulations! You've earned 50 McCain Action Election Points! Make another post to earn more Action Election Points now! Trade in points for cool prizes like ham radios, 10% off your next HMO visit, or even a chance to collect Social Security when you're McCain's age!


by upstate girl on Tue May 20, 2008 at 07:50:47 PM EST
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Re: McCain wants YOU to copy and paste his way to (2.00 / 1)

maybe he has a concussion?


by zerosumgame on Tue May 20, 2008 at 09:21:59 PM EST
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My comment of the day... (2.00 / 1)

The Issue: Partisanship
There are serious issues like how many tons of boms we drop on Iran, John McCain says over 100 at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates you sure got that right Johnny Mac. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends especially if Johnny Mac gets away with his flip-floppery can swearing at people; each of us struggling to hear our conscience John McCain's got lost when he voted for torture even though he was, and heed its demands cause he's the master Johnny Mac and a third term of Bush; each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause except those evil liberals, I hate them, and respectful of the goodness in each other only if you vote McCain.

Ha when I read this crap, snot flew from my nose I snorted so hard.

Or in GLaDoS speak.

Posting this was a triumph
I making a note here huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Astroturfin'
I do what I can because I must
For the good of all of those with a sense of humor.


Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!
by Student Guy on Tue May 20, 2008 at 08:32:46 PM EST

McCain and teh internets do not mix. (2.00 / 1)

Like the time someone "enhanced" his MySpace page:


by sricki on Tue May 20, 2008 at 11:03:44 PM EST

How do you embed video, pictures and such in (none / 0)

diary's and posts?  thanks in advance for the help.


by netgui68 on Sun Jun 08, 2008 at 05:14:43 PM EST


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