Monday Evening Poetry Salon

I teach poetry. I write poetry. I organize and participate in poetry readings. Most everyone I've ever talked with has at least one favorite poem or poet. Let's clear our heads a little and turn to the literary. Please share a poem you like. I'll start us off with a piece by Kim Addonizio. Kim was born in D.C. in 1954 and now lives in Oakland, CA. Of "Chicken," she says: "Sometimes I look at jokes and riddles as a kind of poetry: alternate universes of compressed narratives and lyrics where one is in a state of uncertainty, mystery, and expectation. They're structured for surprise, the aha! of revelation or sudden laughter. Like the riddle of the lightbulb, the simple, familiar riddle of the chicken has generated its own literary tradition, responsive to culteral changes (Why did the punk rocker cross the road?) and further elaborations of meaning (Emerson: She didn't cross the road, she transcended it; Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated). The original, ur-chicken riddle has such an obvious answer that the answer fails to satisfy. Instead, it propels us into a deeper consideration of existential realities and of our inherently conflicted relationship to poultry. Why did she want to get to the other side? Is there a goal, a destination, a place to go? What about free-range chickens? Maybe this little riddle is a secular koan which could free us from our cages, from the maya of materiality."

Chicken

Why did she cross the road?
She should have stayed in her little cage,
shat upon by her sisters above her,
shitting on her sisters below her.

God knows how she got out.
God sees everything. God has his eye
on the chicken, making her break
like the convict headed for the river,

sloshing his way through the water
to throw off the dogs, raising
his arms to starlight to praise
whatever isn't locked in a cell.

He'll make it to a farmhouse
where kind people will feed him.
They'll bring green beans and bread,
home-brewed hops. They'll bring

the chicken the farmer found
by the side of the road, dazed
from being clipped by a pickup,
whose delicate brain stem

he snapped with a twist,
whose asshole his wife stuffed
with rosemary and a lemon wedge.
Everything has its fate,

but only God knows what that is.
The spirit of the chicken will enter the convict.
Sometimes, in his boxy apartment,
listening to his neighbors above him,

annoying his neighbors below him,
he'll feela terrible hunger
and an overwhelming urge
to jab his head at the television over and over.



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Re: Monday Evening Poetry Salon (2.00 / 2)

Tip jar for poets and poetry.


by Soitgoes on Mon May 12, 2008 at 07:23:01 PM EST

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MY SOUL IN MY BOOKCASE

You won't find my soul
In my briefcase.
I checked it earlier
The lock was faulty and
Someone must have stolen it.

You won't find my soul
In my wardrobe either.
Somehow moths got in
And their hungry children
Have eaten it to shreds.

You won't find my soul in my cellar
It's too dark and too damp
And a soul can't survive long
Among all those useless things
You keep but never need

But I need my soul
I'm cold and poor without it.
It's supposed to be indestructible.
I'm sure I put it in a `safe place'
Maybe in my bookcase...

I pull out all the books,
Flick through all the pages,
Corners bent over, half read -
Something flutters out -

What was it? A moth?
An unsent letter? An illegible poem?
A bus ticket I don't remember
To a place I didn't visit.


Pointing to the inadequacies of John McCain
by duende on Mon May 12, 2008 at 07:33:49 PM EST

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duende, this is quite beautiful. Thanks.


by Soitgoes on Mon May 12, 2008 at 07:41:41 PM EST
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Re: Monday Evening Poetry Salon (2.00 / 1)

No thank you. This diary is a great cleansing balm after a racist diary posted by Pagan Power an hour or so ago.

Thanks for reminding me of the beautiful things in life.


Pointing to the inadequacies of John McCain
by duende on Mon May 12, 2008 at 08:41:32 PM EST
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Mucho mucho mojo for you! (none / 0)

I loved it!


Swish. Nothing but net.
by GFORD on Mon May 12, 2008 at 11:42:37 PM EST
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Re: Mucho mucho mojo for you! (2.00 / 1)

Yeah. One of my own. Haven't added it to a collection yet, but thanks to you, soitgoes, and Student Guy for taking the time to read it.

Got plenty more where those came from. Maybe there will be another poetry salon when things are quieter


Pointing to the inadequacies of John McCain
by duende on Tue May 13, 2008 at 08:49:37 AM EST
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Well, it looks like people are wanting to argue more than share poems. Here's another from Alan Bernheimer who was born in NYC in 1948 and now lives in San Francisco.

20 Questions

What can be said of the unspeakable that has not
   already been said

What kind of pill does it take

Is outliving enemies a hollow victory

How many presidents say "nucular" instead of
   "nuclear"

Is the brain constructed from activity

How is life on the natch

Is solid eye contact critical to being a hit

Who would fardels bear

What is the statute of limitations

Do you know you've arrived when carts are free

Do we get all the help we need from arithmetic

Who is as tickled as a dog with two dicks

Does something for everyone mean nothing for
   anyone

Would you be kind enough

How many lightbulbs does it take to change the
   world

Are you in this for the overalls

Do fine feathers make fine birds

Remember when a million was a billion

Can what they call civilization be right if
   people mayn't die in the room where they were
   born


by Soitgoes on Mon May 12, 2008 at 08:19:27 PM EST

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A POEM BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP

If words
Could keep
You warm

If thoughts
Could take
Form

If letters
Could be hands

Figures
Turn to flesh

This poem would have
Unbuttoned your blouse
And be half way
Up your dress


Pointing to the inadequacies of John McCain
by duende on Mon May 12, 2008 at 08:50:08 PM EST
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My favorite poem is "Marriage" by Gregory Corso
Enjoy!

Marriage

Should I get married? Should I be Good?
Astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and faustaus hood?
Don't take her to movies but to cemeteries
tell all about werewolf bathtubs and forked clarinets
then desire her and kiss her and all the preliminaries
and she going just so far and I understanding why
not getting angry saying You must feel! It's beautiful to feel!
Instead take her in my arms lean against an old crooked tombstone
and woo her the entire night the constellations in the sky--

When she introduces me to her parents
back straightened, hair finally combed, strangled by a tie,
should I sit knees together on their 3rd degree sofa
and not ask Where's the bathroom?
How else to feel other than I am,
often thinking Flash Gordon soap--
O how terrible it must be for a young man
seated before a family and the family thinking
We never saw him before! He wants our Mary Lou!
After tea and homemade cookies they ask What do you do for a living?
Should I tell them? Would they like me then?
Say All right get married, we're losing a daughter
but we're gaining a son--
And should I then ask Where's the bathroom?

O God, and the wedding! All her family and her friends
and only a handful of mine all scroungy and bearded
just waiting to get at the drinks and food--
And the priest! He looking at me if I masturbated
asking me Do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife?
And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
I kiss the bride all those corny men slapping me on the back
She's all yours, boy! Ha-ha-ha!
And in their eyes you could see some obscene honeymoon going on--

then all that absurd rice and clanky cans and shoes
Niagara Falls! Hordes of us! Husbands! Wives! Flowers! Chocolates!
All streaming into cozy hotels
All going to do the same thing tonight
The indifferent clerk he knowing what was going to happen
The lobby zombies they knowing what
The whistling elevator man he knowing
The winking bellboy knowing
Everybody knowing! I'd be almost inclined not to do anything!
Stay up all night! Stare that hotel clerk in the eye!
Screaming: I deny honeymoon! I deny honeymoon!
running rampant into those almost climatic suites
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!
O I'd live in Niagara forever! in a dark cave beneath the Falls
I'd sit there the Mad Honeymooner devising ways to break marriages, a scourge of
bigamy a saint of divorce--

But I should get married I should be good
How nice it'd be to come home to her
and sit by the fireplace and she in the kitchen
aproned young and lovely wanting by baby
and so happy about me she burns the roast beef
and comes crying to me and I get up from my big papa chair
saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!
God what a husband I'd make! Yes, I should get married!
So much to do! like sneaking into Mr Jones' house late at night
and cover his golf clubs with 1920 Norwegian books
Like hanging a picture of Rimbaud on the lawnmower
like pasting Tannu Tuva postage stamps all over the picket fence
like when Mrs Kindhead comes to collect for the Community Chest
grab her and tell her There are unfavorable omens in the sky!
And when the mayor comes to get my vote tell him
When are you going to stop people killing whales!
And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust--

Yet if I should get married and it's Connecticut and snow
and she gives birth to a child and I am sleepless, worn,
up for nights, head bowed against a quiet window, the past behind me,
finding myself in the most common of situations a trembling man
knowledged with responsibility not twig-smear not Roman coin soup--
O what would that be like!
Surely I'd give it for a nipple a rubber Tacitus
For a rattle bag of broken Bach records
Tack Della Francesca all over its crib
Sew the Greek alphabet on its bib
And build for its playpen a roofless Parthenon

No, I doubt I'd be that kind of father
not rural not snow no quiet window
but hot smelly New York City
seven flights up, roaches and rats in the walls
a fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job!
And five nose running brats in love with Batman
And the neighbors all toothless and dry haired
like those hag masses of the 18th century
all wanting to come in and watch TV
The landlord wants his rent
Grocery store Blue Cross Gas & Electric Knights of Columbus
Impossible to lie back and dream Telephone snow, ghost parking--
No! I should not get married and I should never get married!
But--imagine if I were to marry a beautiful sophisticated woman
tall and pale wearing an elegant black dress and long black gloves
holding a cigarette holder in one hand and highball in the other
and we lived high up a penthouse with a huge window
from which we could see all of New York and even farther on clearer days
No I can't imagine myself married to that pleasant prison dream--

O but what about love? I forget love
not that I am incapable of love
it's just that I see love as odd as wearing shoes--
I never wanted to marry a girl who was like my mother
And Ingrid Bergman was always impossible
And there maybe a girl now but she's already married
And I don't like men and--
but there's got to be somebody!
Because what if I'm 60 years old and not married,
all alone in furnished room with pee stains on my underwear
and everybody else is married! All in the universe married but me!

Ah, yet well I know that were a woman possible as I am possible
then marriage would be possible--
Like SHE in her lonely alien gaud waiting her Egyptian lover
so I wait--bereft of 2,000 years and the bath of life.


Bush murders soldiers for profit. McCain wants to wet his beak.
by awobbly on Mon May 12, 2008 at 09:00:42 PM EST

I can't take credit for this (2.00 / 2)

As it rightly goes to GM Hopkins, but I do know it from memory (my capitalization may be off) as the imagery is truly beautiful.

The Windhover
To Christ our Lord

I caught this morning morning's minion, king-
dom of daylight's dauphin, dapple dawn drawn Falcon, in his riding
of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing
in his ecstasty! then off, off forth on a swing
As a skate's heel sweeps smooth on a bow bend.  The hurl and gliding
rebuffed the big wind, my heart in hiding
stirred for a bird, the achieve of--the mastery of the thing

Brute beauty valor and act, Oh, air, pride, plume, here
buckle! And the fire that breaks from thee then, a billion
times told lovelier, more dangerous, O my chevalier.

No wonder of it, sheer plod makes plough down sillion
shine, and blue-bleak embers, ah my dear
Fall, gall themselves and gash gold vermilion.


Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!
by Student Guy on Mon May 12, 2008 at 09:27:11 PM EST

Gawd you guys are so deep. (none / 0)

I took a poetry class in my 20's and here's what I produced for the final:

I've dated some fellows
Just loaded with elbows
Of arms they have so many
They've pounds of palms
And tons of thumbs
But brains they have not any
I talk of art or politics
They do not understand
But do not think they're lunatics
They've got things well in hand.

The best I can say about it is I still remember it after 30 years.
I'm pretty sure I still passed the class. :D


Swish. Nothing but net.
by GFORD on Mon May 12, 2008 at 11:50:26 PM EST

Re: Gawd you guys are so deep. (2.00 / 1)

Made me grin. Oh I miss my mojo abilities.

I love the way that you and student guy can remember poems like that. That's the virtue of rhyme and metre - these things stay in your mind like music, and come back, intact, many many years later


Pointing to the inadequacies of John McCain
by duende on Tue May 13, 2008 at 08:51:23 AM EST
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You know it's alway nice to have a diversion.

To talk not just politics but also literature.

I hear it's the hallmark of an educated man or woman

Nice.

Insult in 5 languages
Ode to the values of polite discourse
by IC 5/12/2008

He can insult in 5 languages

Such a skill is sure to impress

To belittle and make feel small

Is certainly a skill to posess

At least in salons and cafe society

He's thought of as quite urbane.

But as a humanbeing I'll tell ya

to me?

He's a failure all the same.


by 12 dogs and a blog on Tue May 13, 2008 at 12:26:37 AM EST


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