by Student Guy, Fri Apr 25, 2008 at 07:58:47 PM EST
Tags: Snark, MO, insult 50 States (all tags)
getting mugged and MO is full of muggers.
...to the rest of your travel guide, seriously there is probably a void in the market for snarky travel guides. I grew up in the City of St. Louis but the only attempted mugging I've endured was in one of the safest cities on the planet, Toronto. The guy had a knife, but was VERY drunk and I was a faster runner. I'm leaving tomorrow for New Orleans, wish me luck!
BTW - St. Louis thin crust pizza rules!
so that should be fun...
This series is full of awesomeness.
By the way, I don't know whether it's my state, city, or region, but we call soda "Coke", too. And it doesn't matter what kind of soda it is, either. One time, my friend ordered a "coke" at a TCBY, and the woman at the counter asked, "What flavor?" At which point my friend specified, "Dr. Pepper."
No joke.
Or at least that's what I figure based on my FFA national convention experience.
A few thoughts:
#1: I've missed part 1 (of 50!...ambitious!), and must seek it out.
#2: How could you have possibly forgotten to mention the God-awful humidity?!?!
#3: Note to Cardinals fans: NO! You do not look sharp in your red polo. Buy a jersey and/or t-shirt. Or, if you're fat, go shirtless. It's only because you know a lot about baseball that I forgive you these things.
I am from MN so the humidity in MO wasn't too bad.
linky to part 1: http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/4/24/2155 1/8165
but it is real evidence I have to go on. I actually did get mugged in StL in the 3 days I was there.
has great jazz music in the summer =)
Though I am more of a fan of New Orleans jazz (pre-Katrina).
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