Karl Rove is the greatest political dirty-trickster of all time can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. I mean, I'm his best friend, sound asleep, suddenly the phone rings at 4:00 AM, and there's Karl feeding me today's talking points for our teams of trolls at Daily Kos and other sites asking me to get out of bed just to let everyone know where he stands on Florida and Michigan.
So here it is in a nutshell - Democrats should exclude Florida and Michigan this year. Just let us have them. Lord knows, we need all the help we can get this year, even though we control the press, control the courts, control the Supreme Court, spy on every single American and keep detailed files so we can blackmail anyone we choose, lock up whomever we feel like, have access to billions and billions of dollars that we've siphoned off the past 7 years because our nominee, John McCain, doesn't have a chance without them...
So just give them to us! Color those 44 electoral votes red, and let's just duke in out in 48 states this year instead of 50...think of all the money it will save!
We certainly need the handicap. Mr. 92% 88% 80% 70% 60% 51% 40% 35% 29% will only be ruining running ruining running the country for nine more months. After that, what are we all supposed to do? Write books? Live out our lives with those billions of dollars we siphoned as old people?
Besides, Florida and Michigan suck. Why would you guys even consider putting them into play this year? You think Dean and Brazile are biased? are idiots? manipulated the worst political move in the history of American politics don't know what they are doing? Just yesterday, it was announced that Toyota overtook GM in the world, so Michigan can't even do cars right any more. And Florida? All those Cubans, drugs, and ABC-Disney fans? You guys don't want Florida, trust me, and you can't win Florida because we control the machines can't win Florida unless you spend millions of dollars, and nominate a candidate who will fight for it.
It's just not going to happen. Stop deluding yourselves...spare yourselves the agony of losing them, and just let us have them. We'll even order Alan Keyes to stop running for office toss in Illinois. Deal? You guys give us Florida and Michigan, and we'll give you Illinois. It'll save a lot of gas, help our planet, and you guys know that "Dean's 50-state strategy" is a bunch of bullshit anyways and help us maintain our iron grip on the Florida legislature.
Which is why you guys are in the mess you're in to begin with.
(for Karl)
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