Hello again boys and hootergirls,
As you know, I'm John - Karl's best friend. Karl continues to be impressed by all the dishonest comments being posted by our trolls masquerading as both Obama and Hillary supporters with all of your efforts, which will no doubt lead to a landslide victory this November by either the witch Hillary Clinton, or the scarecrow Barack Obama.
Karl intended to stay out of Obama's smooth move "the finger" controversy, but after viewing SluggoJD's detailed analysis of a video that leaves little doubt just how smooth Obama is ridiculous, self-serving diary titled Screw you, screw you too, screw all of you "I'm sorry Jonathan, but you're wrong," he nearly had a heart attack this morning as the diary quickly rose to the top of the Recommended List, Fortunately for us, because we want to run against Obama it was deleted for exposing one of our agents wisely deleted by the always-wise monitors here at MyDD, though it still exists in an even more-powerful version with pictures in an even more ridiculous version with pictures, at MakeThemAccountable.com.
I mean, the nerve of that asshole, troll-fighting, intellectual son of a bitch SluggoJD for having the nerve to put that diary out on Al's internets for all to see...
I've seen a lot of crazy lunatics in my lifetime, especially at the White House but this guy scores a perfect 10 on the meter. You know what this guy did? He had the gall to study the video with sound, frame by frame, like some Jim Garrison wanne-be, and post detailed findings that nobody in the entire diary was able to find fault with, so they launched into the usual juvenile attacks written by our team of Troll Managers a bunch of gobbledygook with specific times, and cute little nicknames for each person in the audience like "Extremely Ugly "Woman in Black," and "Coke-rimmed cause she can't tell the difference between her nose and her mouth "Glasses Lady."
SluggoJD should be harassed by all of our supporters - please contact the White House immediately for all his personal information strung up and left out in the sun for a few days, until he swears allegiance to stormfront.org repents every single sin since he was born, because he sure brings shame and dishonor on each and every one of you wonderful agents folks here.
I mean, look at these pictures that capture exactly what he was talking about his nutty, drug-induced comatose-like fantasies!
There's Obama rubbing scratching his face with one finger - big deal...
And there's "Woman in black" to his left (your right), as she is the first person to get the joke, illustrated by her mouth with a big Cheerio in her mouth - big deal, my mom loves Cheerios, and her mouth looks like a big "O" whenever she eats them...
And there's "Woman in Black" again, as she starts laughing her ass off choking from the big Cheerio in her mouth...
And now "Glasses Lady" in the lower right of your screen starts moving her head back and forth because she sees a bee flying around...
And right after Obama is finished flipping Hillary the bird And right after Obama is finished scratching his cheek, there's "Glasses Lady" again laughing because the bee stung one of the Hillary supporters in the audience...
And there's the mysterious "Man in black" in the upper right of the picture, laughing now because he sees the Hillary supporter who was stung by the bee, running out of the auditorium...
And there's "Hidden man" in the back, as he fills "Rose colored lady in on the joke begins to tell "Rose colored lady," who is up and to the left in the picture, that their stock in Halliburton just went up $5,000,000....sooooo what?.....
She reacts as anyone would upon learning that they just earned another $5,000,000 from unethical means the stock of a great American company...
And finally, there's the one who thinks he's The One Obama himself, laughing and having a good time after smoothly getting away with another ugly moment giving a good line, watching a bee terrorize a Hillary supporter, and showing his clever and cunning intellect.
Now boys and hootergirls, do you see anything wrong with any of this?
Don't you think SluggoJD should be banned for life from grocery stores, restaurants, libraries, and all other locations outside his home this site?
Who is with me? Who will stand with Karl all the way to victory in 2008?
(snark)
(all videos/stills available, thanks to Caro at makethemaccountable.com)|
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