Democrats everywhere can be suckered so easily  proud these days.  Everywhere you look, Al Gore's internets are a right wing troll's best tool for causing chaos  an incredible success when it comes to pretending to be a Hillary supporter in order to spread dirt about Obama  pretending to be an Obama supporter in order to spread dirt about Hillary  getting your bullshit  the truth out about Democratic values and priciples.  You guys are very fortunate to have nothing but losers  two great candidates this year...

Hillary Clinton, the whiskey chugging lesbian.  She lies all the time, she is responsible for the deaths of every single troop who has ever died in combat since 1776, and she microwaves cats.  It was Hillary who ordered the deaths of JFK, MLK and Vince Foster.  She is Hitler, Stalin, Milli Vanilli and Ted Gundy all wrapped into one petite package of raw sewage.  We must destroy her, her family, and her descendants for the rest of time.

Hillary Clinton, the junior Senator from New York.

And Barack Obama, that low life slum-sucking scumbag, who can't even figure out how to talk about all those losers in Pennsylvania, let alone which button to push to launch nukes when there's only one red button.  If Obama thinks he can lead a coalition of Democrats, Independents, and moderate Republicans to victory this November, he's dumber than my goldfish.  We must stop this flag pin-hating, affirmative action poster boy from corrupting our young people.

and Barack Obama, the junior Senator from Illinois.

Please continue to make up anything and everything to tear these two commie-loving liberals  fight honorably in support of your favorite candidate, because nothing less than continued right wing dominance and destruction of our democracy  the future of this once  great nation is at stake.

Sincerely,
John