developing master caging lists to prevent millions from voting handling important matters in the White House, did you?  Take it from me, he's very proud of your efforts towards maintaining our grip on the nation.

Yea, you gotta hand it to Karl when it comes to dirty tricks rotten schemes rough politics...he knows how to fool a lot of people, and he knows how to win.  It seems like just seven years ago when, back in 2000, my buddy came up with plans to take over all those internets from that DLC loser guy who invented them, Al Gore.  Nutty Al thought that since he invented the darn things, they would be invulnerable like the Clintons used to be, before we unleashed Plan 2008 on them...oops, did I mention Plan 2008?  Ignore that folks, cause you're not supposed to know anything about Plan 2008, until after Obama loses in November, and everyone blames it on the Clintons.

(Muahahahaha)

So anyways, my bestest bud in the whole wide world crafted Plan 2004 shortly after the Democrats humiliating defeat in 2002, and although Karl is a slimy piece of shit genius, even he had no idea how successful Plan 2004 would become.  Take a look around you my friends - everywhere you look, people pretending to be Democrats people trying to crash gates to take over the Democratic Party Democrats are in disarray, arguing and fighting with each other as if you guys have hated each other your entire lives.

And the brilliant writings...I mean, I'm a notoriously clever damn good writer, but I can't possibly top some of the outrageous bullshit outstanding contributions made each and every day on this site, as well as at hundreds of pro right-wing in disguise right-wing controlled dissent  Democratic-friendly sites across Al's internets.  Karl kept saying over and over like a drunk parrot the master guru that he is, "control the media, control the courts, control Al Gore's inventions, and we'll control everything" and Praise God and Jesus (trademark of the Republican Party), he was right!

Karl is always right!
And the Clintons are always to blame!

So thank you my friends for all your hard work, from Karl, George, Dick and the gang.  Good night, and may God bless you.