Update: BREAKING New Scandal Obama To Drop Out By June

Obama's Uncle's Dog's Veterinarian is a Quack! The Obama campaign is finished. The latest revelations are shocking. We know, because FOX News said so. Also George Will and
my Aunt's neighbor thinks it is over.

Barack Obama, we hardly knew ye. Your Uncle's dog's veterinarian is an integral part of your campaign. You can't run away from that. This is  the dog that your kids played with. Or are you saying that you did not visit your uncle with your children? Because we would find that even more interesting.

This is the same veterinarian  that vaccinated that dog you know so well.  We are shocked by the outrageous comments by the veterinarian. The inhumanity! How dare he?

Obama  must Repudiate. Denounce. Reject. Ex Foliate.  Apologize to all Canine Americans. We cannot have this. Not enough to sit down on on one interviews with journalists who are in the tank for you. We need you to go on Sean Hanitty and explain to his satisfaction.  

"Is  Obama is a dog lover?" At least we have no reason to question that. We take him at his word. We do not think that the picture of him with a cat sitting on his lap in any way shows that he does not love dogs. As far as we know.


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Heh. Even I found that funny. (none / 0)


Even John McCain lusts after teh engels.
by sricki on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 07:16:17 PM EST

Re: Heh. Even I found that funny. (none / 0)

OK....
I followed your description of young, educated, wine-drinking, latte-sipping independent, then you lost me at...... Hillary Clinton??

LOL

So in what state might I find one of those?


by Rick in Eugene on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 07:32:32 PM EST
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The Scandal That Will Make Obama Drop Out By June (none / 0)

Renounce!
Reject!
Repeal!
Revolt!

by Rick in Eugene on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 07:34:07 PM EST

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ExFoliate!


by LibDem on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 07:35:35 PM EST
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LATHER!
RINSE!
REPEAT!
"Katie, i'd like to use one of my lifelines, i'd like to phone a friend." "governor Palin"
by Doug Tuttle on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 07:37:44 PM EST
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LATHER!
RINSE!

Still dirty?


No way. No how. No McCain.
by freedom78 on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 08:21:25 PM EST
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As dirty as Monica's blue dress.


by LibDem on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 08:34:01 PM EST
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As bad as it is...I think he should stay and fight on....oh wait....I forgot, he's not a fighter...yeah, I guess he should drop out...


by nikkid on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 09:03:37 PM EST

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You may choose to respond to any of the following comments. Please only one choice per person.

(a)He needs to produce a fourteen point plan on how he deal with his Uncle's Dog's Veterinarian's statement. What is his plan, specifically?
I'm not being fecicious by the way - I would really like to know how to spell. Please help.

(b) Senator McCain brings his German Shepherd to the contest. I bring Socks the White House cat. Sen. Obama brings merely his uncle's poodle.

(c) It is 3am. Somewhere in the White House a dog is barking. Who do you want to take that dog out for a leak?

(d)We know Hillary will fight to the last. There is no doubt who wears the pant suits in her household.

(e) That comment about the blue dress was way out of line. You are offensive. We renounce and reject you. Or Denounce and are dejected by you. Or something..


by LibDem on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 09:33:50 PM EST
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