MyDD :: Finally, proof God exists: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

Finally, proof God exists: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

by ragekage, Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 02:52:08 PM EST

Now, this is change I can believe in:

WE HEAR...THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut...

Sadly, it won't prevent her from talking out of her ass.

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My job makes devices to treat mandible fractures. (2.00 / 7)

This is one instance in which I'm not thankful for the life-saving technology we peddle.

by Bob Sackamento on Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 03:19:14 PM EST

I don't waste pain on anyone... (2.00 / 6)

...but that doesn't mean I can't take satisfaction from the cosmos's symbolic gagging of the lady that thinks that Jews just need a little Jesus in their life to be "perfect."

You can't stop the signal.

President "That One"

by Dracomicron on Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 03:23:21 PM EST

Nice. (2.00 / 6)

I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt

by fogiv on Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 07:25:45 PM EST

Finally, proof God exists: Ann Coulter wired shut (1.88 / 9)

Rec'd for the title alone. Ahhh shits and giggles, giggles and shits. :)

"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive." -Thomas Jefferson

by Nag on Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 07:41:13 PM EST

I apologize to the women i am about to offend... (none / 0)

But that's what happens when you suck that much elephant cock.

"Hey, check it out. You just had yourself a glue OD. So you're learning another lesson. Don't do too much glue, or your night sucks."

by vcalzone on Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 09:59:09 PM EST

She's kind of washed up (2.00 / 1)

Her moment has come and gone IMHO.

by JJE on Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 11:24:26 PM EST

Re: Finally, proof God exists (2.00 / 1)

It would be such a shame if she had to keep it on permanently...

by killjoy on Wed Nov 26, 2008 at 12:22:41 AM EST

Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut (2.00 / 1)

The Definitive Ann Coulter Jaw-Wiring Joke Repository.

Dunno if I'd call it "definitive", but it hits all the high points.

by nathanp on Wed Nov 26, 2008 at 04:49:15 AM EST

Re: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut (2.00 / 1)

My favorite:

Doctors say the fracture seems to have been caused by massive and repeated reflexive clenching of the jaw muscles which have been occurring for the last three weeks.

Can't wait for Letterman's top ten reasons for Ann's broken jaw...

Avoid the word "socialism" when conversing with me, and I'll avoid the term "ignoramus" when responding to you.

by Sumo Vita on Wed Nov 26, 2008 at 12:27:47 PM EST
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I heard keith mention this last night (2.00 / 1)

Hah-ha -Nelson from the simpson's

President Barack Obama "get used to it"

by wellinformed on Wed Nov 26, 2008 at 08:38:42 AM EST

Now that it's temporarily shut (2.00 / 2)

Someone needs to give her a facial.
With cement.

Avoid the word "socialism" when conversing with me, and I'll avoid the term "ignoramus" when responding to you.

by Sumo Vita on Wed Nov 26, 2008 at 12:29:21 PM EST

Think we could ship her (2.00 / 2)

some jawbreaker candy as a get-well gift?