The Great Lawn Sign Caper

As I was phone-banking, the field manager in HQ got a call that Greenwich cops caught some people stealing Lamont signs last night.  An officer called and said he wanted to confirm that there had been Lamont signs at the corner of Round Hill Road and Lake Avenue.  He's filing a case against the person who had stolen them, which the police had caught.

The officer had gotten a call on Saturday that six Ned Lamont signs were taken from that corner.  Typically they don't do much about this because there's not much they can do if they don't witness the event.  The officer put out an email to the department.  By happenstance, a different officer saw someone gathering up signs and wrote down the license plate number on the off-chance that the person was doing it illicitly.  It turns out that the person was doing it illegally, and confessed to having earlier taken the six signs.

Something along the lines of the following conversation ensued.

"Why did you take those signs?"
"I'm just excercising my freedom of expression"
"No, you're stealing."

At that point the perpetrator became uncooperative.

There will probably be a warrant issued on Monday or Tuesday.  We won't know who it is until then.

More as this develops.  Or maybe I'll just go back to phone-banking.  Anyway, there are Lieberman signs all over the highways that say 'Vote Joe', and there aren't a lot of Lamont signs on public land.  This might be one reason why.  

And so continues the classy campaign that is the good ship Lieberman.  

Update: And then I just got this email. Apparently Lieberman always resorts to sign-stealing when his campaign's not going so well.

In Keene, New Hampshire (Cheshire County), paid Lieberman field staffers were caught by police stealing Clark signs on a Saturday night/Sunday morning -- the night before the McGovern endorsement. I looked for the Keene Sentinel article but couldn't find it in LexisNexis or on Google. But there was definitely a short article about it in the region's daily paper.



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No, Not The Bear Picture (none / 0)

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by traveler on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 05:34:48 PM EST

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They got CAUGHT???!!!! Two days before the election??!!!  Wow.  Who are these guys?  How dumb do you have to be?  Now this is going to hit the news, making Lieberman look worse than he already does and the last of the undecideds will either swing Lamont's way or not vote.  All this for a stupid prank that wasn't going to win you votes anyway.  Don't get me wrong, sign wars are fun and they help office morale and everything, but it is illegal, and will make news.  In my experience, the campaign that gets caught loses.  Wow. . .


by Jim Treglio on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 05:43:29 PM EST

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Actually, there were about 20 Lieberman signs - 10 on either side of the entrance to the Home Depot in Bridgeport (public land). It was very easy to take two Lamont signs, write "A Leader" on them and place them in front of the signs on either side.
I call it art.
by Sprinkles on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 05:44:20 PM EST

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Lorenzo made me do it.


by Sprinkles on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 05:47:10 PM EST

Another low by Lieberman supporters (none / 0)

I'm sure this is not an isolated incident. Goodstein and his roboyouth have demonstrated a lack of character and decency. Stealing signs is just the next step for them.
 
by rosebowl on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 05:55:06 PM EST

Re: Another low by Lieberman supporters (none / 0)

The sad irony to all of this thuggery is that Joe's character (or illusion thereof) was always one of his selling points. People could say, "Well, I don't agree with Lieberman on a lot of things, but I know he's a good and decent man." (Yes, I know that sounds kinda familiar) Joe's pretty much pissed all that moral goodwill away.
by Eli on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 06:23:19 PM EST
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Re: The Great Lawn Sign Caper (3.00 / 1)

Oh, please let it be:

1.) a hired college republican

or 2.) Goodstein hizzelf

or 3.)This guy identified as one Alex Hoffman of Boston, in the linked picture he has just taken a Lamont sign from a small child.

at any rate, I suppose it is nothing to lose focus over, just another signifier of the principles notably lacking in the Lieberman campaign.


by justathought on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 06:16:10 PM EST

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Ha Ha. Poor Alex. What horrible child abuse, letting him borrow a sign and then wanting it back. tsk tsk.  ;-)


by Trowaman on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 06:45:53 PM EST
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This is par for the course around here.
In any week, about 10% of my signs (state assembly) disappear, as well as the Democratic Congressional candidates. Strangely, my primary opponent and the Republican signs are just fine.
The best sig is no sig.
by Noonan on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 06:45:54 PM EST

More Joementum Sign Thieving (3.00 / 3)

I interned for the Clark campaign in Manchester, New Hampshire in January, '04.  It was a great experience all around, but I'd have to say the following story was the highlight of my trip.  

It was around midnight the night of the Iowa caucuses, and I was in a van full of Clark interns to put signs up on the main streets in Manchester.  Thanks to the hour and the bitter cold, the streets were mostly deserted.  So it wasn't too hard to spot the guy on the other side of the street with two armloads of signs, lumbering clumsily through the snow to an idling rusted out Buick.  

The driver of our van pulled an emergency U-turn on the icy road and pulled up behind the perpetrators, who were very obvious in their affiliations with a large "JOE" sign in the back window of the getaway car.  Unfortunately, the trunk was closed, and we couldn't make them open it back up, despite outnumbering them 4-to-1.  We assumed though, that now that they knew they were being watched, there wouldn't be anymore sign stealing going on.  

On driving back toward headquarters, we noticed that the signs we had just put up minutes before were missing.  All of them.  Another emergency U-turn.  Knowing what direction the perpetrators were heading helped, because the missing signs were like little footprints in the snow.  There was no outrunning us.  

We caught up with them at a major intersection next to an auto dealership.  The same Joetern was out in the median, a clump of Edwards signs under his arm.  This guy had apparently never heard of playing it cool either, because when he saw us he booked it as fast as somebody in cold-weather gear can book it, straight back to the car.  

The car was strategically hidden in an auto dealership that was lit up about as well as Kevin Costner's baseball field at the end of Field of Dreams.  By the time the Joetern reached the car, our van had pulled up behind them in an attempt to block their escape.  We got out of the van en masse, and it's possible things might have gotten out of hand if it wasn't for the intervention of Manchester's finest.  

I don't mean the police either.  This was a big auto dealership, and it had security on site.  A private security guard who must have weighed 300 pounds and wasn't very tall had emerged from the building and, with authority, demanded to know what was going on in his auto dealership.  We all blurted out, mostly at the same time, that the Joeterns had stolen our signs.    As any wise officer of the law would, our man realized that he was outnumbered, and he needed back up.  

Officer Friendly was on his way back to the showroom to radio for help when, unexpectedly, the  Joeterns made their move.  They made a break for it, peeling out of the auto dealership with a deft maneuver that left us stunned and surprised!  

Fortunately, they messed with the wrong car-lot security guy.  

Waddling as fast as his 300-pound frame could move, our man hopped into an early 90s Chevy Astro van, rolled down his window, and stuck a yellow portable flasher on his roof.  With the squeal of his tires the chase was on!  

I don't know if we held much hope that the thieving Joeterns would be brought to justice, so we were surprised when less than a minute later they came straight back into the car lot, with our man hot on their tail!  

Shortly thereafter the police came, and the Joeterns sheepishly opened their trunk and revealed the mother lode of stolen signs - several hundred Clark, Edwards, Kerry, and Dean signs, and even a few Kucinich signs.  (Who steals Kucinich signs?  Seriously!)  

Now it's true that we went on to finish a disappointing third on primary night, but I can look back on my experiences in New Hampshire and remember the thrill of campaign victory.  It came in the middle of the night thanks to a hard-working and vigilant car lot security guard.  

Give 'em hell, Ned.  


by Jesse P on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 09:40:58 PM EST

Re: More Joementum Sign Thieving (none / 0)

Are you from CT originally, or is Officer Friendly a northeast-wide institution?

I used to love Officer Friendly. Until the Fairfield police sent a jerk who wouldn't take a report for my mom's stolen car because "in three years I'll be on retirement, no use fighting crime since they're going to take over in a few years anyway."

We found the car three blocks away and filled with crack vials, chocolate Yoo-Hoo bottles, and excess car batteries. The same cop came back when it was reported, and couldn't be arsed to take fingerprints off the greasy car batteries.

That's when I knew Officer Friendly was a fraud.

OK, off-topic enough for tonight :)


by scvmws on Sun Aug 06, 2006 at 11:32:17 PM EST
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Re: More Joementum Sign Thieving (none / 0)

Jesse,

That is brilliant!


by Matt Stoller on Mon Aug 07, 2006 at 12:35:37 AM EST
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Matt -  This was all I could think of when I was reading your story about the weird New Haven rally and the sign wars with the Lieberyouth.  Is there something about Joe that attracts incompetent social misfits as volunteers?  

Scv - I actually made that trip from Montana.  The private security guy was the man, but the cops were cool too.  They gave the Joeterns a really nice "You should be ashamed of yourself" speech.  


by Jesse P on Mon Aug 07, 2006 at 01:09:21 AM EST
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Great Story Hansel (none / 0)

That was a hillarious read, thanks for that.


Next Generation Democrats
by Pitin on Mon Aug 07, 2006 at 03:01:26 AM EST
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kind of a marginal topic, but whom did McGovern endorse in '04? It'd be pretty ironic if it were Lieberman (and disappointing, McGovern's a hero of mine), considering how all the DLC NeoCons are waving his name like a bloody shirt at Lamont supporters?


by BlueinColorado on Mon Aug 07, 2006 at 07:11:28 PM EST


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