Dear President Bush,

We at Laughing Liberally are so upset we forgot about your birthday last week, especially since you're sooo good about birthdays. Even during Katrina, which we all know really hit you hard, even as you mourned the loss of Trent Lott's porch, you took the time to fly to Arizona and give John McCain a birthday cake. (We were going to get you a brass belt buckle but Stephan Harper beat us to it.) So we decided to make you this video. Enjoy!

P.S. If you're in NYC this summer, totally come check out our shows. And invite Cheney (if he's feeling up to it) because I think he'll really get a kick out of it. And if he wants to bring Mary, we'll make sure none of our gay or lesbian performers go up that night so it's not weird.