Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com

According to the most recent polling, the Republicans have become the ultimate victim of "what goes around comes around," as Democrats are now capturing the overwhelming majority of "swing" voters.

Following on the heels of risque GOP ads attacking Democrats - featuring lap dancers, hookers and phone sex girls -- the Democrats are pulling away in the polls, based on their increased popularity with wife swappers, on-line swing clubs and patrons of escort services.

As the Wall Street Journal/NBC News Poll concluded: "The Blue State Party is now identified as the Party of Midnight Blue." And since swingers tend to be predominantly from the upper class, Democrats have hopes of winning over large numbers of traditionally Republican voters.

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