Armageddon really is here, Ted Haggard is gay!

All over the news is Ted Haggard, the (now former) leader of the influential National Association of Evangelicals, being caught paying for a male prostitute. Wow, those Republicans sure are a racy bunch! My favorite part is that the male prostitute is 49 years old! How sweet!

It sucks to be a fundamentalist christian right now...

Outspoken critic of gay marriage anyone? Meetings with George Bush every week? Man, those "meetings" sure take on a different air now, don't they? Where's a poor anti-gay believer supposed to turn these days?

Update

Wait, it gets better...supposedly Haggard did Crystal Meth with the prostitute...how deliciously sordid! And now he's stepped down, pending an "investigation"...yikes!


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Well, this makes for a lovely weekend news frenzy - Sex, drugs, republicans, Foley will be mentioned, Fundamentalists, meetings with Bush.  Holy crap, is it Christams Morning, does Santa love me this much??

Really, can you think of a better story to suck up the media's attention and deliver a death blow to Republicans?  If this guy had sex with Cheney that would about make it perfect.


by Wesc on Thu Nov 02, 2006 at 08:15:08 PM EST


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