Perhaps George W. Bush is not as divorced from reality as he frequently appears.  Why, just yesterday, appearing at a Republican fundraiser in Chicago, he wowed the audience by demonstrating his ability to distinguish between a politician and a balloon.  Speaking of his embattled comrade, Speaker of the House Dennis Hazmat, the President sagely noted that "he's not one of these Washington politicians who spews a lot of hot air."  Bush then went on to give an uplifting speech in which he touted what a heckuva job the Rebumblicans have been doing and how they are clearly the "best to protect you" (unless "you" happen to be a congressional page).  He asserted that "we're keeping steady pressure on a group of people who would want to do America harm"--by which, of course, he was referring to the Democrats, of whom he actually said, "they can run...but we're not going to let them hide."  As to what the majority party will do with all those tax-loving, terrorist-abetting unAmericans once they nab them, rumor has it that Halliburton has received a no-bid contract to build internment camps in which to house the Dems.  Be afraid; be very afraid.