MyDD :: Guess Alito's Freeper User Name

Guess Alito's Freeper User Name

by Chris Bowers, Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:22:28 AM EST

Bumped--Chris

The hearings are starting up again. If I were on the committee, the first question I would ask Alito is "do you post on right-wing online message boards, such as Free Republic?"

I bet he does. He certainly fits the profile:

Right wing extremist
Lives in a blue state
Well to do professional
Quiet
Kinda nerdy
Uncomfortable talking in public

I wonder what his freeper user name is. I'll send the person who comes up with the best guess $20 via pay pal.

Update: Needlenose has an awkward, freeper-esque picture of Alito up.

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Freeper Name (none / 0)

JudgeJudy

by nathan on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 09:49:14 AM EST

Re: Freeper Name: Judging Amy (none / 0)

Go right to the top, and tell 'em "No" to Alito's confirmation:
Phone, fax, and email addresses for the Judiciary Committee.

Here's another "Veto to Alito" tool:
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Also: Moveon.org gathered 300,000 signatures in their Anti-Alito petition -- in a day!
They're shooting for 500,000, please sign if you haven't already:

Move On.org's stop Alito petition

People for the American Way have sent over 60,000 letters to the Senate:

Save the Court Petition

American Rights at Work also
Oppose Alito Petition

Defending the Constitution's Stop Alito Petition

http://ga3.org/...

Democratic anti-Alito petition:

Democratic Party's Reject Alito Petition

Stop the NRA is also getting in on the party:

Stop the NRA's Oppose Alito Petiton

And while you're at it: sign Planned Parenthood's anti-Alito petition, too:

Planned Parenthood Petition

NARAL is shooting for 500,000 signatures, please add yours:

Naral Anti-Alito Petition

And don't forget: urge Congress to support Plan B:

Plan B Petition

by judybrowni on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:37:55 PM EST
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Username (none / 0)

RightTillDeath...UnlessQuestioned

BlueNC - Progressive NC Politics

by Robert P on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 09:53:54 AM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

Assrocket???

by demsforever on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 10:13:12 AM EST

Nickname (none / 0)

StripSearchSammy -or- BushRulezFISADroolz

by Joseph Hughes on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 10:17:35 AM EST

Nickname (none / 0)

Nigger and women hater

by alito is a freeper on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 10:21:33 AM EST

Freeper name (none / 0)

StareKnight ... although I heard last fall he registered under a new name: "StopHarrietMiers!"

by BriVT on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 10:21:39 AM EST

alito the freeper (none / 0)

stealthscalia

by drlimerick on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 10:40:45 AM EST

nickname (none / 0)

Freelito
or
FreeTo

by dfields on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 10:48:05 AM EST

YrAllGuilty (none / 0)

by CaptainEbo on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:00:45 AM EST

FreeperName (none / 0)

He seems determined to pillage and plunder our civil rights and send America back to the judicial Dark Ages so I guess his FreeperName is "Otila the Dumb."

by jcwabbit on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:16:23 AM EST

FrontRocket (none / 0)

Since many of the wingers display poorly repressed forms of homosexuality, and HindRocket (http://powerlineblog.com/aboutus.php#hindrocket) is already taken, Alito decided to call himself FrontRocket.

by jcjcjc on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:20:46 AM EST

Nickname (none / 0)

Stare_Strippin_Decisis

by MinnyBean on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:21:45 AM EST

RoeMustGo (none / 0)

by Davis X Machina on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:30:31 AM EST

HugoBlakzMyBitch (none / 0)

by nitpicker on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:34:14 AM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

StealthWhiteHope

by blackmahn on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:43:42 AM EST

Re: Freeper Name (none / 0)

nice

by Matt Stoller on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 04:26:37 PM EST
[ Parent ]

Posse_Decisis (none / 0)

Or maybe JudgeD00m!

by moonbird on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:43:44 AM EST

Freeper (none / 0)

ItalianStallion

by ItalianoStalliano on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:47:52 AM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

BigHairyBushLover

by ItalianoStalliano on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:48:55 AM EST

Freeper name (none / 0)

Jeff Gannon

by attytood on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:52:07 AM EST

Re: Freeper name (none / 0)

Ha!

by Matt Stoller on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:54:10 AM EST
[ Parent ]

It's in the eyes... (none / 0)

Judge Doom

And I bet he's got the coat and hat, too...

by Doozer on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:55:32 AM EST

User (none / 0)

glock_and_law

by function on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:56:03 AM EST

tough (none / 0)

Hard Justice

by Matt Stoller on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:56:34 AM EST

Nicknames (none / 0)

Concerned_Citizen_Counsel -- for those who are from the South.

Ill_Duce -- couldn't resist a Mussolini reference.

DomVonRibbenTop -- self-explanatory, though this might instead be his username over at Mistress Chloe's (definitely not work-friendly).

Pope_Sammy_the_Bull

I_the_Jury -- he strikes me as a Mickey Spillane reader.

Opus Me

by Tod Westlake on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:01:49 PM EST

AlitoBitoMambo (none / 0)

...In a vain, sad attempt to try and relate to the younger generation.

by JLM on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:02:54 PM EST

Freeper (none / 0)

cyaRoevWade
BushOwesMe
Stripito

by agi500 on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:04:56 PM EST

Re: Freeper (none / 0)

Stripito gets my vote.

"We are building a political movement - not one that wields the power of lobbyists and corporate interests, but the power of millions... who seek change." -Dean

by Jim in Chicago on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:59:07 PM EST
[ Parent ]

Re: Freeper (none / 0)

more from me...

UrightsAreFinito
Clintondidito

by agi500 on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 12:34:21 AM EST
[ Parent ]

Freeper name (3.00 / 2)

13370

by edwhetstone on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:11:34 PM EST

Re: Freeper name (none / 0)

lol

by BBigJ on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:24:06 PM EST
[ Parent ]

Alito (none / 0)

Last Man Standing

Malcolm in the UK

by malc19ken on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:15:37 PM EST

Brokeback Justice (none / 0)

by waldus on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:18:38 PM EST

name (none / 0)

SorryDecisis

by Toreadork on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:23:04 PM EST

Cavaet libertas (none / 0)

by Heraldblog on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:25:10 PM EST

Freeper Handle (none / 0)

'Starry Deceaser'

by Netromancer on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:25:12 PM EST

Alito (none / 0)

Scalia Suckup

Antonin the Lesser

I Brake for Privilege

Right White Man

by baked potato on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:26:07 PM EST

Alito's Freeper Tags: (none / 0)

Roebegone

PrezUnbound

TaneyFan (chief justice in Dred Scot)

PoliceState

but my favorite is.....

.....Alitosis

In a mountain half-way between Reno and Rome We have a machine in a plexiglass dome Which listens and looks into everyone's home. -- Theodore Seuss Geisel

by joelspolls on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:26:09 PM EST

I AM THE LAW! (none / 0)

or aka Judge Dredd

by resignedidealist on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:30:30 PM EST

Judge_Not <nt> (none / 0)

Dare to be free.

by misscee on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:31:46 PM EST

my 2 c (none / 0)

art2phanatic

Presidential power toady (article II), Philly fan.

"Nothing seems to embarrass the political class today." - Bill Moyers

by joejoejoe on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:35:10 PM EST

A shrub my amy other name (none / 0)

Sammy Scalito

Jersey Judge

Anton-nino

Right Makes Might

by David Kowalski on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:38:47 PM EST

asdf (none / 0)

lil_Antonin

by Patton on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:39:58 PM EST

Alito's freeper name (none / 0)

The Robe

by tena on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:42:00 PM EST

Alito's Freeper Name (none / 0)

Harriet's Revenge

by Cyn NY on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 12:47:31 PM EST

I don't have to show you any stinking Constitution (none / 0)

The long version:

[puzzled pause] "Constitution!? [pause] We ain't got no Constitution. [pause] We don't need no Constitution! [angry] I don't have to show you any stinking Constitution!

543,895 votes

by Michael Bersin on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:01:31 PM EST

"STIFF_JUSTICE" (none / 0)

I am mentally cringing as I hit the "enter" button.

by chachabowl on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:06:22 PM EST

Alito's Freeper User Name Guess (none / 0)

JudgeMental?
MrFrisky?

by rustle on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:10:02 PM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

KillBilloRights

by Ex Con on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:13:45 PM EST

alito's freeper name (none / 0)

3minutes2wapner

by jeanniez on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:24:26 PM EST

Freepito (none / 0)

or

Sammy_ex_machina

by megasuperuberpatriot on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:25:50 PM EST

Freeper name (none / 0)

My favorite is "Bitch for the Rich."

by Litemike on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:28:39 PM EST

Breathless_for_Bush (none / 0)

Itself a nerdy guess. Alito means breath in Italian, according to Babelfish.

by philschatz on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:47:34 PM EST

ArticleII4ever (3.00 / 1)

by billmon on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 01:58:09 PM EST

Re: ArticleII4ever (none / 0)

nice

by Matt Stoller on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 04:26:24 PM EST
[ Parent ]

O Billmon, Where Art Thou? (none / 0)

Billmon, we've been worried sick. It's mentally exhausting refreshing your page 10 times a day just to see "The Vegan Threat" come up again.

Seriously, I need my fix. With all the stuff that's been going on your insight, eloquence and righteous anger is greatly missed.

by eran on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 11:11:53 AM EST
[ Parent ]

The Alito Files (none / 0)

For more on Alito's key rulings, judicial history, Reagan-era documents, an interactive chart of his decisons, confirmation hearing transcripts and other essential materials, see:

"The Alito Files."

by AvengingAngel on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:01:51 PM EST

Mussalito (none / 0)

That's his freeper name.

by elrod on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:02:51 PM EST

Re: Mussalito (none / 0)

Very nice...

"The only way to ensure a free press is to own one."

by Rico on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 03:44:29 PM EST
[ Parent ]

User name guess (none / 0)

SamtheSham

~I am not affiliated with the blog of the same name~

by DumpDoolittle on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:03:24 PM EST

Freeper Names (none / 0)

MY_KIND_ONLY

SCOTUSJSA

LET_THEM_EAT_CAKE

REAGAN_RULES

THATS_MY_BUSH

WACKOS_OF_THE_WORLD_UNITE

LIBERAL_LIES

ITS_NOT_ACTIVISM_IF_IT_IS_CONSERVATIVE

If I win, please donate the prize to the Polling Project.

http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/ McCain Sucks!

by yitbos96bb on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:04:07 PM EST

My guess: coulterclerk88 (none / 0)

or perhaps:

rulevwade
maulgriswold
whiteshoe_whitepower

by Septic Tank on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:06:38 PM EST

Freeper name (none / 0)

I think it's TightyWhitey

by va lefty on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:09:20 PM EST

Close (none / 0)

One of the most beloved Phils ever is Richie Ashburn.

He loves the Phillies.

I'm guessing he just uses Ashburn's nickname:

"Whitey"

by EastFallowfield on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:16:47 PM EST
[ Parent ]

This has to be it. (none / 0)

US-Needs-Alito-Fascism.

by JacDan on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:15:57 PM EST

You're all wrong... (none / 0)

Think about it... view on abortion, nerdy white guy in a state partially renowned for toughness...

Ro'Fo'

by aholmes on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:18:49 PM EST

Lalito (none / 0)

Lalito

by lukery on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:19:12 PM EST

Or this... (none / 0)

Alito-Torture-Is-Fun

or...

Alito-Loves-The-Zero[Bush]

by JacDan on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:20:22 PM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

I think it would probably be NoActivistJudge

Unless we are going the unserious route then probably Reagan Roolz Dims Drool

by David Austin Tx on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:20:29 PM EST

How about (3.00 / 1)

BarelyLegal ?

by MikeDXN on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:20:57 PM EST

more guesses (none / 0)

Bork, The other white meat

No Fat Chicks

Ignorant Slut

MemoryisOverrated

BushesBackup

DubyahsDeliverance

RighteousRadical

~I am not affiliated with the blog of the same name~

by DumpDoolittle on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:24:38 PM EST

Alito's Freeper name (3.00 / 1)

Justice4Just-Us

iloveyoo

Son_of_Sam

by slim on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:30:40 PM EST

Alito's Freeper Name (none / 0)

SCROTUS

by EnnuiBastard on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:30:57 PM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

Godzwilla

by bigspoiledbaby on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:31:59 PM EST

gavelin-yer-kidz-nadz (none / 0)

by klevenstein on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:36:26 PM EST

Hocus_Scotus (none / 0)

n/t

by benheeha on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:41:19 PM EST

freeper (none / 0)

Darth_Crusader

by papasmurph on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 02:42:41 PM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

Sammy the Cerclage-er

by bigspoiledbaby on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 03:12:45 PM EST

freeper (none / 0)

HippieHater2
VanguardFunds.com
Scalitisimo
Stripsearcher1
YooBetcha

by FP on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 03:13:33 PM EST

My guesses... (none / 0)

SwordoftheLord
BorkULikeaHurricane
SinSapper
GodGavel
Adjewdicator666
Docket Rocket
WellHungJuryofOne
Habeas Maximus
MirandaMauler

by Jez Lezbro on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 03:23:01 PM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

Borkemada

Subpoenis

coitus more ferarum

by clare boothe lucid on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 03:41:07 PM EST

Alito's Freeper Name (none / 0)

Bush Weasel

by donespo on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 03:44:12 PM EST

How about (none / 0)

TenYrOld SchmenYrOld

How is John McCain different than John Edwards?

by The lurking ecologist on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 04:03:48 PM EST

Freeper Name (none / 0)

DaGodFather

by txexspeedy on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 04:11:20 PM EST

Freep in the heart of Texas (none / 0)

My wife is a slut

by TinyPorcelainMouse on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 04:16:00 PM EST

Or Maybe. . . (none / 0)

. . . A-2, the Annointed Appointed.

This is fun.

by bigspoiledbaby on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 04:32:46 PM EST

Barney... (none / 0)

Barney

AKA "BushLeagueLegalBeagle"

Guarenteed to be plastered all over the Internet: Drinking Liberally in New Milford

by Connecticut Man1 on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 04:38:26 PM EST

too obvious (none / 0)

his name is 'FRITO'

by fubar420 on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 05:25:22 PM EST

Freep in the heart of Texas (none / 0)

The Mule

by TinyPorcelainMouse on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 06:14:08 PM EST

clare boothe lucid (none / 0)

Freeper Name:

dreddscott

barefootandpregnant

by clare boothe lucid on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 06:32:03 PM EST

My nomination: (none / 0)

JudgeDredd

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com

Because sometimes the best things to say are the things better left unsaid.

by jurassicpork on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 06:50:48 PM EST

Alito's handle (none / 0)

Chairwolf

Here_Cum_De_Judge

MisterRipley

by tosser on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 07:26:57 PM EST

Freep in the heart of Texas (none / 0)

5-4 Whore

by TinyPorcelainMouse on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 07:40:43 PM EST

And for the Classicist Freepers... (none / 0)

Frutex-Canicula

Semperpraegnantis

by bigspoiledbaby on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 07:46:06 PM EST

Freeper name (none / 0)

Flipper

~I am not affiliated with the blog of the same name~

by DumpDoolittle on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 08:00:36 PM EST

a few (none / 0)

ill_legal_authority

GOP-JustUs-4Life

Froggy_McCloset

by Tropicana on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 08:05:51 PM EST

Guess Alito's Freeper Name (none / 0)

HanginWithBenito

Guy sure looks like he could get the trains to run on time.

by StromThurmonuclear on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 08:15:06 PM EST

Freeper Name: (none / 0)

Oliver Wad Holmes

by clare boothe lucid on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 08:28:29 PM EST

And the winner is.... (none / 0)

RoeNoMO5

by FP on Tue Jan 10, 2006 at 11:28:13 PM EST

Alito Freeper Nyms (none / 0)

Dontgonookularonme

Ready4Rapture

Happy2sitnjudgmentofuppitywimn

Keep N M N Utero

Roeverturner

by Wsux on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 12:59:58 AM EST

Puffy_Areola... (none / 0)

Oh wait, no. That's the one he uses on #nymphoLesbians.

On Freeper blogs, he's just "Phallic Truncheon of Liberty."

by Dumbo on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 02:27:50 AM EST

Well (none / 0)

...since Freeperville is loaded with racists and bigots, I would say his name would be:

NiggahBeatah (said with a Cartman/South Park voice "Respect My NiggahBeatah!")
CCBFJ69 (which stands for "Conservatve Cum Burber For Jebus" and their favorite sex position)
I-H8-Chilli-Shitters (mexicans are only "wetbacks" on TV and AM radio)

by Sizemore on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 07:23:42 AM EST

a few (none / 0)

MammasBoy
MyDaddysaDemocrat
GeekTool
ForgotwhereIcamefrom

by workingman on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 09:54:38 AM EST

tossup (none / 0)

mesoborky

or

allyourborkrbelongtous

by llamasonic on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 10:48:30 AM EST

Freeper handles (none / 0)

Ali-Tocutus (Resistance is futile..You too will be made to serve the BUSH)

OneRobeToRulemAll

SammyTightLips

License2Freep

BangtheGavelSlowly

by Corrado Bustamonte on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 01:06:39 PM EST

a few more (none / 0)

HePromisedTheTwins
BorkyDorky
2'lito2Hate
ArticleIISkiddoo
MyClosetIsScary

by workingman on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 05:01:10 PM EST

Alito's freeper login (none / 0)

What was the winner? Inquiring minds want to know...

by StromThurmonuclear on Mon Jan 16, 2006 at 06:28:58 PM EST

Re: Guess Alito's Freeper User Name (none / 0)

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by sarah22 on Tue Aug 01, 2006 at 03:46:27 PM EST

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