Fasten Your Seat Belts

The Rapture Index is at 152, which places it firmly in the highest category possible, according to Rapture Ready, the site that monitors it. What is the rapture index, you ask?
The Rapture Index has two functions: one is to factor together a number of related end time components into a cohesive indicator, and the other is to standardize those components to eliminate the wide variance that currently exists with prophecy reporting.

The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture, however, the index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to the rapture.

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.

Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts

So I guess we all should fasten our seatbelts (or maybe not, sicne disasters seem to one way to hasten the rapture). And yes, this is all very serious, and very sincere. And yes, the audience for this is very large. Bill Moyers has more:
Remember James Watt, President Ronald Reagan's first secretary of the interior? My favorite online environmental journal, the ever-engaging Grist, reminded us recently of how James Watt told the U.S. Congress that protecting natural resources was unimportant in light of the imminent return of Jesus Christ. In public testimony he said, "after the last tree is felled, Christ will come back."

Beltway elites snickered. The press corps didn't know what he was talking about. But James Watt was serious. So were his compatriots out across the country. They are the people who believe the Bible is literally true - one-third of the American electorate, if a recent Gallup poll is accurate. In this past election several million good and decent citizens went to the polls believing in the rapture index.

I'm not making this up. Like Monbiot, I've read the literature. I've reported on these people, following some of them from Texas to the West Bank. They are sincere, serious and polite as they tell you they feel called to help bring the rapture on as fulfillment of biblical prophecy. That's why they have declared solidarity with Israel and the Jewish settlements and backed up their support with money and volunteers. It's why the invasion of Iraq for them was a warm-up act, predicted in the Book of Revelations where four angels "which are bound in the great river Euphrates will be released to slay the third part of man." A war with Islam in the Middle East is not something to be feared but welcomed - an essential conflagration on the road to redemption. The last time I Googled it, the rapture index stood at 144 - just one point below the critical threshold when the whole thing will blow, the son of God will return, the righteous will enter Heaven and sinners will be condemned to eternal hellfire.

So what does this mean for public policy and the environment? Go to Grist to read a remarkable work of reporting by the journalist Glenn Scherer - "The Road to Environmental Apocalypse." Read it and you will see how millions of Christian fundamentalists may believe that environmental destruction is not only to be disregarded but actually welcomed - even hastened - as a sign of the coming apocalypse.

As Grist makes clear, we're not talking about a handful of fringe lawmakers who hold or are beholden to these beliefs. Nearly half the U.S. Congress before the recent election - 231 legislators in total and more since the election - are backed by the religious right.

Forty-five senators and 186 members of the 108th Congress earned 80 to 100 percent approval ratings from the three most influential Christian right advocacy groups. They include Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, Assistant Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Conference Chair Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, Policy Chair Jon Kyl of Arizona, House Speaker Dennis Hastert and Majority Whip Roy Blunt. The only Democrat to score 100 percent with the Christian coalition was Sen. Zell Miller of Georgia, who recently quoted from the biblical book of Amos on the Senate floor: "The days will come, sayeth the Lord God, that I will send a famine in the land." He seemed to be relishing the thought. (...)

No wonder Karl Rove goes around the White House whistling that militant hymn, "Onward Christian Soldiers." He turned out millions of the foot soldiers on Nov. 2, including many who have made the apocalypse a powerful driving force in modern American politics.

We are the opposition to an eschatological majority that is openly trying to bring about the end of the world. Some days, such as today, it could not be any more obvious to me why I have become obsessed with politics, and why I devote the vast majority of my time to trying to change the country.



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How do we know the "Rapture" hasn't already occurred?  After all, according to the websites I  have visited, many, if not most of us will be left behind, to continue to live here in sin, as the chosen few are wafted through the sky sans clothing, to a reunion with their savior.  So,  how would we who are still here know anything of importance had occurred?  Maybe the Rapture happened in 258 AD.  Or maybe in 1035 AD.  How about them apples?
by Sacramentohop on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 04:07:19 PM EST

The Dark Ages redux plus. (none / 0)


The "cure" for rational thought is after all a faith that provides absolute certainty for its adherent.
by dicta on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 04:22:58 PM EST

How do we stop it? (none / 0)

What the hell do you do to fight this?
by The Jim Dandy on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 04:25:48 PM EST

The rapture (none / 0)

The "Rapture" isn't mentioned in the bible, the "Rapture" was only invented like in the 1900s.  What these idiots think is that the good people will be sapped up.  As far as Watt I believe in the bible, God said I will destroy those who destroy the earth.
Councilman Bill Painter
by Painter2004 on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 04:34:40 PM EST

Moyers did make it up (none / 0)

Try googling "moyers grist watts," and you will find that Grist made up the quote from Watts, and Moyers further embellished.  

Moyers has apologized to Watts.  Both the Star Tribune and the Washington Post have printed corrections, retracting the Watts quote.

Also, see Matthew 24:36; "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

by Desert Owl on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 05:04:56 PM EST

Watt never said that (none / 0)

I never liked James Watt or his policies. However, he did not say that line about "when the last tree is felled...." To the contrary, he is on record as denying that he ever said it, and as far as I can find out, there is no transcript showing that he did. He did say, in testimony to the House Interior Committee in Feb 1981, that "we don't know how long we have until the Lord returns" -- but he immediately went on to say "Whatever it is, we have to manage with a skill to have the resources needed for future generations." Awkward phrasing, but hardly the words of someone out to use up the Earth's resources before the Rapture.

Also, there are some evangelical Christian leaders who see themselve as bound by Gen. 1 to continue to be good stewards of the Earth and treat it right. I don't doubt that many are looking on the deterioration of the environment with some glee as a sign of the impending end, but let's not throw them all into the same pot.

by DanK on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 05:06:06 PM EST

Americablog smokes out Gannon! (none / 0)

Sweet Jesus, Mother of God! Is Jerry Falwell going to shit bricks or what? The WH has been admitting a male prostitute to WH briefings for the last two years?

Dr. Dobson thinks Spongebob Squarepants is immoral? Whoa! Wait till the good doctor Dobson sinks his teeth into these photos! (Graphic Imagery completely unintentional)

by Gary Boatwright on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 05:23:12 PM EST

I hate to interrupt (none / 0)

your Delusion of "We are the opposition to an eschatological majority that is openly trying to bring about the end of the world" Grandeur (good god, do you actually believe that?), but did you happen to catch this?
by JZ on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 06:37:55 PM EST

What in Christ's sweet name? (none / 0)

"Evolutionists like to use this passage to blame the Bible for agreeing with the falsehood that the sun moved across the sky, and the earth remained stationary."

what the shit are these people talking about?

by The Jim Dandy on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 07:55:21 PM EST

...and I feel fine. (none / 0)

Maybe it's because I'm from South Carolina, but none of this is terribly alarming. I hear this all the time and usually roll my eyes at it. It's more sound and fury than anything. Even in this reddest of red states, they are not a majority.

Those who believe the Bible is literally true (or more accurately, those who tell a pollster that they believe the Bible is literally true) may be one-third of the electorate, but if you talk to them about what that means and how you should apply it, especially in a political context, you will get a wide variety of different answers ranging from libertarians to theocrats.

End times theology is a good way to get uneducated voters to approve of raping the environment and going on colonial wars for corporate profit. If God is on our side, then how can we be wrong?

by wayward on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 11:34:26 PM EST

When the Rapture happens... (none / 0)

...can I have your car?
by Geotpf on Mon Feb 14, 2005 at 11:43:14 PM EST


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